How Is Poor Osc Supposed To Handle Pocket Charlie’s Post Ice Cream Sugar High?

After a bit of a hiatus b/c life:

ITS TRIAL DAY MFERS!!!!

Gonna be running a beautiful Collie as well today, i’m hyped :D

two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy” and nando is on suicide watch

himb…

they rlly let everyone celebrate before reviewing the call huh 😭

i am good. i am better than everyone, let's relax. i am very comfortable

i was about to start yapping abt structure but honestly yeah this is pretty true

"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

as soon as i turn on the tv we make the last out of the 4 hr half inning and proceed to have the dumbest half inning of 2025. i’d like to formally apologize to everyone

What people don’t know is that pitchers require both mental enrichment along with physical exercise. Too many managers complain about their pitchers chewing up the bullpen, grooming themselves neurotically, etc. when they don’t realize that their pitchers are just in need of mental stimulation.

watching an old baseball game and the broadcasters were like ‘pitchers like hitting. it’s fun’ and yeah. it’s good for their enrichment. so true

GET THE BROOOOOOOMS