Reblog To Blow Up A Transphobe

TOMORROW IS SENGA BUMP DAY‼️‼️‼️

THIS IS NOT A DRILL🔨

me over the span of one (1) mets game:

i cannot explain how much i love that this phenomenon exists throughout the animal kingdom

i was about to start yapping abt structure but honestly yeah this is pretty true

"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

Hey bbg I think I’m a Latin compound word because I want to take (you on) a dative

@hal8001

This omg fit deserves national recognition LOOK AT IT

More favourite numerical memes:

Implicit or explicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)

Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")

Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")

Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")

Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)

he's right

i hate you all (chapter posted)

two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy” and nando is on suicide watch