The Old Married Couple Battery Dynamic Will Be The Death Of Me

ao3 tumblr dreams ‘thank you dream tumblr’ we all say in unison

please mlb twins! baseball NEVER FORGET mets new york mets harrison bader you guys better appreciate his crop tops over there mourning the loss of my glorious king the silliest goober the cuntiest icon cooked and received 3 michelin stars minnesota twins

you can't lance stroll f1 i am weak tell me i’m wrong this is my official coming out as a nepo baby apologist please do not hate me

lance stroll f1 fernando alonso strollonso he’s new to tiktok it happens!! sorry for being the worst gif maker alive but i cannot get over this gay on main announce the engagement already guys

okay real talk here i love harp eats as much as anyone else but sir. that is not a bagel next time you’re in ny get yourself an actual bagel pls i’m sure it was good but don’t disgrace the bagel name with your greek yogurt end of rant

dog ethical breeding ftw end doodle breeding do NOT get me started on doodle breeding bro selling pups thru a third party 👎 this is a backyard breeder!!! ethical breeders >>> dog breeding

WHERE’S THE CLITORIS THEN??? gotcha. front facing fish nation rise up

Say it louder for the people in the back

a rite of passage ads are formatted so similarly to posts i’m sorry

lance stroll honk shmimimi get him the nando blanket now!! the aston is a tractor but i’m glad he isn’t losing sleep over it