IIIIITS SENGA BUMP DAY!!!!!

Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...

Whys this mf built like a philosopher

the trademark lance stroll 🤙 like ok canada boy catch some waves we see u

Breaking Down My Fantasy F1 Teams

#1: The Charlos Reunion

This is the one where I actually tried. Which is probably sad. So I’ll swiftly move on to:

#2: Archive Of Our Own

The governing principle of this team is that even if your cars go at the speed of an overheating camel, if your drivers have been carefully chosen to maximize sexual tension, they’ll get their freak on so hard that they will take over the sport.

#3: On The Origin Of Drivers

The idea of this team is to use natural selection to weed out the bad drivers early. By putting the rookies (with the notable exception of l*am l*wson b/c he doesn’t deserve employment) in the fastest cars on the grid, the inferior drivers will crash before they can reproduce, meaning that only the fittest of rookies can survive and pass their genes on to the rest of the grid.

Some may doubt the ethics of this strategy, but consider this: If we simply put Lance Stroll in a car capable of going Mach Jesus at the beginning of his career, he would likely no longer be here to terrorize the rest of the grid. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

tylor finally getting back into his mid season form

two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy” and nando is on suicide watch

compilation

I may not be able to draw but I am going to draw a lance stroll & kodai senga uniform swap and none of you can stop me

nobody’s ready to accept the truth (that the mets/yankees rivalry is very lestappenesque in that they are sworn enemies but also the yankees will NOT stand for the mets getting swept by the brewers for their opening series and will proceed to sweep the hell out of them in 2025)

req’d by @smiles-daisies-and-love-oh-my

ah yes. baseball.