If Brett Baty Isn’t The Starting Second Baseman This Year I Will Cry. Yes He Has An Unholy Ops In Spring

It worked gang i’m going to cooperstown

they rlly let everyone celebrate before reviewing the call huh 😭

Summary of the Aus25 gp

hi so low quality lance image dumps are the most important thing to me ever

low quality lance image dump pt.4 (1, 2, 3)

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

IM GONNA SOB I CANT GET OVER THIS.

THEY FIT IN THE GLOVE

(Pics from official Padres instagram) the puppies are so cute, i’m gonna cry for the fourth time today 😭

A while ago i woke up in the middle of the night, wrote “wilmer flores is a mutt” in my notes with zero context and promptly fell back asleep

with that being said:

MY WELL MISSED BLORBO JUST THREW A DELIGHTFUL INNING

Someone give him a hug for giving up the single on the ghost fork though, that’s gotta be a bit of a confidence knock

you’ve heard of maxplaining. you’ve heard of leclerifying. meet lanswering, the latest juggernaut of yap

i dreamt that tumblr users shut down the whole internet (including tumblr). if you opened a browser it would immediately close. the world was in turmoil.

the one site that was spared?

AO3