@hal8001 Is He Jensonful Or

sports rpf is so fun. yes i watch this sport and i cheer for a team and i buy merch and i let the outcome of their performances ruin my mental health. but afterwards i go and read about my favorite little guy getting his back blown out by my other favorite little guy and that makes all of the anguish worth it

fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity

all of you with the f1 bingo card, fill in 1/16 of the home race win box. you have my permission

maybe phillies fans would be less upset over the mets ds win if they realized grimace was simply saving the country from economic ruin

they hate to see girlbosses winning

bo bichette can zip my zipper any day

Oh my big sweet pumpkin picking polar bear i missed you

this was originally written in a reblog but i decided it needed its own post

literally begging everyone to watch an interview given by baby lance, whether it be 11 year old ferrari junior lance or 18 year old williams rookie lance and understand that he wasn’t always this way, always this reserved and closed off and unexpressive. the media has beaten him black and blue and scrutinised every little thing he says and used any excuse they can to say that he is clearly a spoilt brat who will never amount to anything.

he gives them nothing because they can't make anything out of nothing. but of course they do it anyway, they make him out to be someone who thinks he's 'above it all' 'tired of the sport' 'entitled little shit' when in reality he loves F1 with all he has and hides himself in a protective shell of quiet indifference to try to avoid media scrutinisation.

mark webber once said (in his book) that fernando alonso was a very shy and reserved person in reality. yet when he teamed up with lance, he took on the brunt of the media duties specifically because he knew lance struggled with them.

lance isn't spoilt, entitled, or bored of f1 because he doesn’t express much in press conferences. he's simply incredibly introverted and has been worn down over the years by the constant scrutinisation he has been subjected to by the media.

Okay okay so this is actually interesting

On cats (and dogs too), as they get more white in their coat pattern, it kinda starts to creep up their body originating from their chest/underside. It’s not exact by any means, but whiting always starts from below :)

This happens for any other coat color as well, since patterns like merle and tabby generally affect only black (or black diluted to red). The final layer of “paint” on a cat or dog is white and masks all of the coloring below it.

(Based on a very meager knowledge of coat pattern/color genetics so please correct me if i’m wrong)

I wonder if mlb duos would have official ship names if they were less awful. barsh? bicherro? albuña? balvarez? terrible

PREACH

Spring training is awesome because it’s a full month and where you get to watch your favorite baseball team invent left-handed relief pitchers on the spot. Who is this guy? I don’t know. Will I ever see him again? Absolutely not. Where did he come from? The lab, probably.