“I Can’t Be A Trans Man On The Internet” Go The Fuck Outside Then Dude. Signed A Trans Woman Who

if spotify wrapped doesn’t come out in at least 2 days I’m gonna put myself in a coma until it does

the fact it ended in an equal 50/50 ASTOUNDS me akdjdjdj

Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

THEYRE SO CUTE AJDHDJFJFJ YESSSS😭

The problem with trying to find the perfect copy of the Pikachu face in Yu-Gi-Oh is that Yugi is ALWAYS making that face.

as a cis-passing guy i dared to ask the question "how femme can i be be before my coworkers get uncomfortable" and the answer is apparently. a single gold dangling earring

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

AI could NEVER!

I want this entire post on a T-Shirt

computer i don't know how much more i can explain to you that i would rather let a blue ringed octopus handle my appendectomy then ever touch the horrific unending nightmare that Microsoft "Shit Idiot" Copilot ai would surely be

How tf did we think Ernie and Bert were straight… like fr the amount of Disco cover albums they made of their own songs and the amount of gay shit they put out of the two in the 70s

Like fr what???

friends. romans. countrymen. i am asking. i am begging. please use headphones when consuming audio content in a shared space.