Can Someone Please Translate This ,>n,

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

they do my boys so dirty in this episode. Yugi is saved and then in every screen cap where he’s the center of attention they make him look so dopey😭

the fact it ended in an equal 50/50 ASTOUNDS me akdjdjdj

Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

highkey the best version of this meme absolutely GORGEOUS

I had to take part in that weird meme from @sweepswoop_ on twitter. And these two were perfect.

Hozier stans have the most poetic minds I’ve seen in this human race… I would like to be a part of that collective

I'm sure there is something really intelligent and so very witty to say about this album. It's so meaty, and so stunning, and you can sink your teeth into each song and be so rewarded for the second, third, tenth, millionth listen. But the one thought that I'm struck by right now is just this joy, this absolute pleasure at seeing Hozier's maturation and evolution as an artist, at witnessting him step into his talent and claim his little niche of the world with confidence. There's so much stark clarity about this album that leaves me in awe, simply glad that the man who said "we tried the world, good god, it wasn't for us" is allowing himself to be a part of the world, and in turn letting us into his own little corner of it. What a gift. What an honor

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

dayum 😨 Thank you very very much❤️

Oh noo, dont cry, dont cry, ok? Open circular send sigma, ok?

you know when you think someone is mad at you but they dont say it outright?

and you also have trouble with nonverbal language so you think it’s just your anxiety and rejection sensitivity?

but you’re right? and they’ve actually hated you the whole time?

Be like me, be straight up. Use your damn words (constructively)

if you don’t cry when you listen/think about/watch the Concert for George I assume you have never known joy or have any semblance of a heart