Ok But Give Me One Good Reason Why You Wouldn’t Date Kermit The Frog Besides That He Is A Puppet And

NEIL GAIMAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY FEED?!?!?

I honest to god didn’t know you had a Tumblr my bad dude😭😔

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

you know when you think someone is mad at you but they dont say it outright?

and you also have trouble with nonverbal language so you think it’s just your anxiety and rejection sensitivity?

but you’re right? and they’ve actually hated you the whole time?

Be like me, be straight up. Use your damn words (constructively)

Holy crow I forgot I had mutuals on Tumblr, thank you @argentoheart

1. Are you named after anyone?

My name is a mix of my two grandmothers... kinda

2. When was the last time you cried?

Literally 2 days ago when I wrecked my car lol

3. Do you have kids?

No and I hope I never have to have one biologically

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

I'm actually really bad at sarcasm /g

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

uh probably their shirt or anything that they've personalised

6. What’s your eye colour?

WEEZER BLUE /hj (just blue)

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings aajkhkajhfkjh

8. Any special talents?

Other than my surprisingly bad depth perception? No.

9. Where were you born?

US of A

10. What are your hobbies?

I like watching anime/cartoons and reading manga, sci-fi or fantasy books. I also love to write.

11. Have you any pets?

YES!!! I have a lil sassy cat named Pagogo and I plan on getting a hermit crab and treating it like a King

12. What sports do you play/have played?

I played rich girl games like lacrosse and tennis in highschool but it was totally humiliating because I didn't have money for brand new gear

13. How tall are you?

154 cm (5'0)

14. Favorite subject in school?

I took this cross between a Music Appreciation & English my first year in college... pretty dope

15. Dream job?

I want to work with people in need, I still don't know where I can do that but I may end up at a school.

Do not feel pressured to answer but here you go mutuals, love you <3 @yalllooklikeabunchabugs @willowthechaosgremlin

Thank you again @argentoheart you're dope as all hell <3

15 questions 15 mutuals tagged by @imissthembutitwasntadisaster

Rules: answer the questions and tag fifteen mutuals

1. Are you named after anyone?

Nope, not as far as I know. I can never find my name in a baby name book or on a keychain, either. 🥲

2. When was the last time you cried?

When I was reading the final Wingfeather book.

3. Do you have kids?

No, but I’m looking forward to being a spinster aunt!

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Noooo, I’d NEVER do such a thing…

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Whether or not they seem harmless (“harmless” meaning “they seem like they mean no harm physically or emotionally.” I have no idea why I’m like this).

6. What’s your eye colour?

Hazel

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings. I generally avoid scary movies, I have enough weird nightmares as it is. 😅

8. Any special talents?

I can make a rubber duck noise by pushing air out of one cheek.

9. Where were you born?

A hospital in a small town in the Southern US.

10. What are your hobbies?

Crocheting, cross stitching, clarinet, I’m gonna try my hand at skygazing and choir soon.

11. Have you any pets?

Yeah, a black cat! Around here I refer to her as “the Problem Child.”

12. What sports do you play/have played?

I took fencing in high school.

13. How tall are you?

Five foot seven-ish? I think? I haven’t measured myself since I was like sixteen.

14. Favorite subject in school?

Probably English or history, because they were the subjects I did the most decently in. I did really like a mythology class I took senior year, too.

15. Dream job?

Kindly yet eccentric hermit who lives in a forest, and gives traveling adventurers shelter and food and supplies, and who may or may not be magical (you said dream job, didn’t specify it had to be realistic).

Tagging @castingmysilver @catnip-and-caprice @c4ts4ndstuff @accidental-spice @kanerallels @cultivating-wildflowers @flickeringflame216 @sailforvalinor @flightsoffancyonpaperwings @secretariatess @tiny-dragons-tea-room @fairytale-lights @hollers-and-holmes @friendrat @pepperonyscience

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

this is the closest we'll ever get to perfection oml

Izuku: I thought I was barking back to the dog for the past hour.

Izuku: Turns out it was just me and Kacchan barking back and forth from different rooms in the house.

Izuku: Todoroki still hasn’t stopped laughing at us.

holy fuck I’m so glad I’m not the only one, I’m already prepping for a concert I have this summer ajdjdjfj

why did this have to appear during my yugioh fixation from a completey unrelated source. Scared the shit outta me on my feed to see this

“Is tha-“

“Exodia The Forbidden one? Yes it is.”

“Is he wearing th-“

“The Chanel Boots? Yes he is.”

Have been thinking about bivalvan home world for a while now. If the show aren’t gonna talk about it i will

bro BECAME THE MC

Saw this on twitter honestly loosing my mind over it.

https://x.com/mekklord/status/1778678608543752285