Haiku Bot - Blog Posts

okay but thats actually a stellar poem though.

The earth speaks to all of us, and if we listen, we can understand.

CASTLE IN THE SKY (1986) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

The fact that writers should, “try not imply that vegetables can have a redemptive relationship with God,” implies that vegetables either don’t need to be redeemed, or can’t.

merry christmas

So... I found this and now it keeps coming to mind. You hear about "life-changing writing advice" all the time and usually its really not—but honestly this is it man.

I'm going to try it.

being a writer is so wild. Like I could make Shrek and Captain America kiss if I wanted

I love following @the-haiku-bot. Like it absolutely destroys my feed, I see so much random garbage I have no interest in. I end up scrolling through an entire chain of like 6 different reblogs, and the whole time I’m just wondering like, “why is this on my feed, why are people arguing about irrigation in Texas or whatever the fuck, how did this get to my dash?”

Then I get to the very end and haiku bot is there just like:

Texas is not like

a whole separate country

you fucking moron

And I’m like oh :) hello old friend :) bringing me the daily news i see :)

haiku bot senpai please notice me

Haiku bot my beloved

5 hours well spent that you OP

Here's what I spent m morning doing... like, a good five hours... It's finnnneeee

I’d ship it.

Ughh….. nah man I can’t drive. Fucked up on jasmine rice right now.

Love the sides of Tumblr I find from Haiku-Bot, honest

These two are amazing!

@x-heesy 💃🏻🕺🏻 Friday vibes!

i really need to stop saying everything that pops into my head

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE THE HAIKU BOT

a haiku that I have thought of

"We can get rid of - all of the bots except our - perfect haiku bot"

Dear haiku bot I love you and hope you can see this light of my life

Name a single post the haiku bot has made worse. Trick question: You can't.

Fol 👏 low 👏 ers 👏 and 👏 mu 👏 tu 👏 als 👏 the 👏

That's one too many syllables, bud