What did I just read!!!???😰
i can never watch the queen’s gambit because chess is forever ruined for me because when i was in my young adolescent sexual exploration phase i used a bishop chess piece as a little dildo and then got it lost up my hoo ha and had to go to the ER to have it removed but my vag was too tight for even the smallest speculum so i had to be put under anesthésia to have it removed
bye
Is what a guy says after finishing off inside of you
I kind of wanna start this tradition with my family now lol
Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.
It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.
Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire
This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.
Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.
Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!
Happy Haunting!
Perfect scenario for a date night!😍💕
I freaking love jellyfish.
Where I live, you can always see a ton of them in the harbor and at the local Monterey Bay Aquarium, which is my all time favorite place. :)
Lmfao i laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂
The boy has never had anything nice and the second he gets his hands on some money he tries to buy a fucking solid gold cauldron like started from the bottom now we here I love him so much