This Is So Real

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“Percy only remembered Annabeth—“ WRONG

DON’T FORGET THAT HE WAS READY TO THROW HANDS THE SECOND HE SAW ARES AND HE DIDN’T EVEN FULLY KNOW WHO HE WAS

THEIR BEEF TRANSCENDS THE POWER OF THE GODS

Jake’s coming out (maybe):

The Squad is gathered at the Hard Deck when a woman sidles up to Jake.

Woman (flirtatious): Y'know, I kinda have a thing for a man in uniform...

Jake: That makes two of us.

The Squad (except Javy and Nat): *stares in disbelief*

Bradley who's wearing a Hawaiian shirt: *rushes home to change*

Potter Mansion:

Regulus: *through gritted teeth* Stop it

James: *freezes* Stop what?

Regulus: Stop looking at me like that

James: *panicking* Like what?

Sirius: *around a mouthful of jam sandwich* Like he's a kitten with an injured paw that you're desperate to rescue

James:

Regulus:

Sirius: What? You looked at me the exact same way when I ran away, Prongs. It's creepy. I just wasn't enough of a dick to tell you so. Apparently, Reggie is

Regulus: It's not that creepy

James: *at the same time* He's not a dick!

Sirius:

Regulus: *eyeing James warily*

James: *trying very hard not to look at Regulus*

Sirius: *smirking, getting up from the table and strolling away, hands in his pockets* Alright, well. I'm off to Moony's. Enjoy working out whatever it is that's going on here. I want absolutely no part of it

James:

Regulus:

Sirius: *in the distance* Wouldn't go in there right now, Flea. Tension's thicker than werewolf fur in that kitchen

Fleamont: Noted

i love them so much 💀💀

Pleaseee they’re so funny💀

hehe

James: *walks in on wolfstar* *runs out of the room screaming* *immediatley tries telling lily what he saw*

Lily: *intense McGonagall scowl, staring angrily at James*

Lily: Just because Remus was being a little intense with his studying doesn't mean you need to come crashing into the common room shouting at all of us! You almost knocked Peter over!

James: *exasperated* Lils, you don't get it! He wasn't BEING fucking serious, he was FUCKING. SIRIUS.

James: AS IN SIRIUS. SIRIUS BLACK. AND REMUS JOHN LUPIN. F U C K I N G HIM.

Peter: *finally understands* WAIT MOONY AND PADFOOT ARE HAVING SEX???

James: YES!! THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!

love frat boy percy

imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.

and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.

and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.

frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.

no literally

do i have to have plans for the future? can i not just rot in bed reading fanfiction blasting music?

Nah cus like I used to have a crush on Milo Manheim back in his zombie days and now I see him everywhere again I'm like--- how'd he get so much hotter.

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