Jake’s Coming Out (maybe):

lmao i understand james

James: I am 100% straight.

Sirius: Remus Lupin, freshly showered, in nothing but a towl.

James: I am 90% straight.

Lily: Frank Longbottom in his quiditch uniform.

James: I am 80% straight.

Remus: Regulus black with a ring on each finger.

James: I am not straight.

Potter Mansion:

Regulus: *through gritted teeth* Stop it

James: *freezes* Stop what?

Regulus: Stop looking at me like that

James: *panicking* Like what?

Sirius: *around a mouthful of jam sandwich* Like he's a kitten with an injured paw that you're desperate to rescue

James:

Regulus:

Sirius: What? You looked at me the exact same way when I ran away, Prongs. It's creepy. I just wasn't enough of a dick to tell you so. Apparently, Reggie is

Regulus: It's not that creepy

James: *at the same time* He's not a dick!

Sirius:

Regulus: *eyeing James warily*

James: *trying very hard not to look at Regulus*

Sirius: *smirking, getting up from the table and strolling away, hands in his pockets* Alright, well. I'm off to Moony's. Enjoy working out whatever it is that's going on here. I want absolutely no part of it

James:

Regulus:

Sirius: *in the distance* Wouldn't go in there right now, Flea. Tension's thicker than werewolf fur in that kitchen

Fleamont: Noted

Nah cus like I used to have a crush on Milo Manheim back in his zombie days and now I see him everywhere again I'm like--- how'd he get so much hotter.

it’s ok the kids hate you too

# well I think it's safe to say it's mutual

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS EP 1.05

real

No, actually I will never be over Annabeth throwing her knife into the ocean hoping Percy will notice and come help only to have Percy, king among boyfriends, make the most dramatic ass entrance, knocking out attackers with a giant wave, ocean waves cascading behind him as he casually walks up onto the beach to Annabeth, hands her her knife and says “I think you dropped this.” Fucking legend.

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cuties

idiots

saw this tweet on tiktok and immediately thought of them

these photos literally look like percabeth fan art. you know what i mean?? i fear they’re taking it. they’re so good at their jobs. everyone clap.