lmao i understand james
James: I am 100% straight.
Sirius: Remus Lupin, freshly showered, in nothing but a towl.
James: I am 90% straight.
Lily: Frank Longbottom in his quiditch uniform.
James: I am 80% straight.
Remus: Regulus black with a ring on each finger.
James: I am not straight.
The Squad is gathered at the Hard Deck when a woman sidles up to Jake.
Woman (flirtatious): Y'know, I kinda have a thing for a man in uniform...
Jake: That makes two of us.
The Squad (except Javy and Nat): *stares in disbelief*
Bradley who's wearing a Hawaiian shirt: *rushes home to change*
love this
James Potter is that extremely supportive lgbt ally and the only token straight male in his friend group in high school until he shows up to his tenth high school reunion happily married to a guy
😭😭
the difference between jegulus and jily is that Lily would be comfortable crying in front of others so long as James isn't present because she doesn't want to take away his smile, but Regulus would only cry in front of James because he was the only one that Regulus could afford to see him at his most vulnerable
this makes me giggle
jason: father, i pray to you. i ask you for your generosity and to assist me by granting me a single lightning bolt. i will be forever grateful for your kindness and goodness.
zeus: fine. just one though.
percy: *creates waves hundreds of feet tall, summons a hurricane, splits a glacier in half, and drowns an entire army of monsters without even hesitating*
poseidon: haha. nice.
these photos literally look like percabeth fan art. you know what i mean?? i fear they’re taking it. they’re so good at their jobs. everyone clap.
They have all the colors in their love
cuties
idiots
Nah cus like I used to have a crush on Milo Manheim back in his zombie days and now I see him everywhere again I'm like--- how'd he get so much hotter.
that’s so gay
Ok.. so the name of the font Jake used for his helmet is called Bradley
Ib: my friend Guiga on Twitter
Sirius (shoving past Regulus): Move bitch
Remus: Wasn’t that a little bit rude?
Sirius (scoffing): He does that shit on purpose. He always either walks slow or stands in the way because he knows I move fast and I get annoyed by it. He’s such a prick.
Remus (coughing): Regulus’ pronouns are he/they so you have to alternate between “he” and “they” and not just use “he” all the time
Sirius: Well he better get they-fuck out of my way next time before I beat the shit out of thim
Remus: Oh that’s not-