Have Been Seeing A Lot Of People Going On About How Hinata Kept Losing To Hanabi Because She Didn't Want

(English) Megumi: It's better if you don't know... How much I like you.

「俺がどれだけ好きかなんて、お前は知らなくていい」

Naruto, arms folded with his pouty, close-eyed fox expression: Come on! Like you guys haven't all had erotic dreams about your teammates after they saved your lives which made it hard to look at them the next time you met!? Don't lie.

The Konoha 9 (-Naruto & -Sasuke): 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

Kakashi, dreaming about Obito most nights and also every time he sees his own eyes: No, no, you're right; it's normal.

Obito, miles away doing recon on Konoha: (X)o👁️

(English Translation) 

That's why, now...

(Fin)

새히

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ino looks like the popular girl that bullied you in middle school but like she’s actually the one that invites you to group hangouts and gives you a ride home if you need one and if people are rude to you she casually drops the fact that her dad works for the fbi and ppl are terrified of her

(Sakura sees Sarada upset one day.)

Sakura: Sarada, what's wrong?

Sarada: Chouchou and I had a stupid fight... Now, I don't even know if we're still friends...

Sakura: That's fine, you don't need female friends anyways. They're really dramatic! In fact, I broke off my friendship with my first ever friend, Ino, even though she was the only person who had ever been nice to me after years of bullying. She just wasn't worth it after I assumed that she had a crush on the boy that I liked, your father.

Sarada: 👀 Mom, what the fu-

Sakura: And later, when she saved me during the Forest of Death stage of our chuunin exams, deliberately lost our match in our preliminary fighting round, and told me that I had blossomed into a beautiful flower, I never thanked her or apologized to her because I have always known what was important to me - your father's love.

Sarada: 👀

Orochimaru, sipping tea in the Uchiha house because he apparently gets invited to everyone's houses for tea now despite being a canonical child torturer: 👀

Sarada: Mom, I'm going out tonight; I've got to go tell Chouchou that I LOVE her.

turns out the real villain in naruto was blind loyality to the state all along

On Warped Characterizations of Sasuke

Are you reaaaally going to tell me that even though Boruto (a) establishes that time travel exists and (b) has Sasuke go back in time to when he was 13 and Itachi was still alive, Sasuke DOESN’T IMMEDIATELY try and save his brother?!

Sure, I know that there are always consequences to tampering with timelines and they were told not to affect change in the series’ canon, but are you reaaally going to tell me that the chance to SAVE ITACHI isn’t one of the literal only things that would actually be worth that risk to Sasuke?!

Sasuke went against everyone’s warnings against defecting in order to kill Itachi, and then threatened to take down Konoha in order to avenge him, but now that he knows the full and actual truth, he’s gonna, what, roll over and let his precious brother just die because of some nebulous consequences?! 

(English Translation!)

Sasuke: Okay. I guess I'll get on top...

Naruto: Uh...EH?!

Naruto, thinking: Is Sasuke going to ride me?

Sasuke, thinking: let's switch who's penetrating and receiving

(Fin!)

ゆいのじ

Dean: Woah! It's too tall!!!

by @osiripengin