Tanaka: Ennoshita, quick! I need your help to find a way to get Kiyoko to notice me!
Ennoshita, who has seen every rom-com and has read many fanfics: Why don't you just date someone else to make her jealous?
Tanaka: You're a genius! But who should I date?
Ennoshita: I'm single and I don't have high standards, so I can do that.
Tanaka: Perfect! Thanks, Ennoshita. I'm gonna go let everyone know that we're dating and see her reaction!
Ennoshita, waving him goodbye: Haha have fun with that.
Ennoshita, internally: Now it's only a matter of time before he falls in love with me.
I feel like Tanjiro would confide in Nezuko about his crush on Inosuke and he would speak very passionately and excitedly about him with Nezuko nodding along, just happy that Tanjiro is in such a good mood even if he is talking her ear off CONSTANTLY. Like, any time they separate from Inosuke and Zenitsu for like two minutes, he feels the need to go on rants about Inosuke’s pretty face, his sense of humour, how nice his muscles are, his usefulness and loyalty to the team, literally anything he can think of in his ultra gay mind just as long as Inosuke can’t hear. And if her brother wasn’t such a good bean who deserved the world and so much more, Nezuko would have shut him up ages ago.
Meanwhile, since Inosuke figures that Tanjiro shouldn’t understand his feelings for him before he knew himself what they were, he confides in (an unwilling) Zenitsu who he just assumes is really smart since he knows so much, having not grown up in the mountains like the rest of the group. I feel like their conversations would be something like
Inosuke: I think Monjiro might be trying to kill me! Every time I see him my heart beats really fast and I feel sick! And he keeps sneaking into my mind which is really pissing me off because it makes me feel all giddy and like I need to be around him to be happy. I also want to protect him from all harm for some reason, even though he can fight! But the worst part is that he looks really good and is very distracting, especially when he smiles!
Inosuke: I think he’s a witch! There’s no other way he could mess me up like this! What do you think??
Zenitsu: He’s not a witch, you just have romantic feelings for him, dumbass. It’s a natural thing that most everyone goes through and doesn’t result in death! I can help you with dealing with it or whatever, if you want.
Inosuke: Yeah!
Zenitsu: Okay, great. Now GET OUT OF HERE SO I CAN FINISH TAKING THIS SHIT IN PEACE!
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
After I drew Antoine, I knew I had to draw his beautiful and badass wife, Bunnie, because they are perfect together! I really love this design so I drew her in it. Also, if it looks bad, I can blame that on the fact I drew this late at night. Tbh I am really proud of her hands, despite them being too small, same with her legs. Her hat just looks kinda bad but whatever.
Have this country rabbot to remind you to never give up no matter what life throws your way, be it robotic limbs or any other problem. Accept yourself regardless of how you change
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BRUH OF COURSE WE NEED MORE THORBRUCE. ANYONE WHO DOESN'T RB OR AGREE IS FUCKING LYING AND THEY KNOW IT
At this point, I don’t care if marvel gives us a sex scene in endgame as long as its Thorbruce RB if you agree
Tokoyami: I am the epitome of darkness. I know nothing of light nor care to learn of its cruel and blinding nature. It’s in the abyss I find my comfort when I’m surrounded by nothing but my thoughts. My soul is non-existent, all that’s there is an endless void-
McDonald’s cashier: Sir, there is a line of people behind you, so please just tell me your order.
Tokoyami:
Tokoyami: I’ll take a 20 piece mcnugget meal please.
Dark Shadow: Ooh! Can I get some fries too?
Tokoyami: Of course. Can I also get four large fries in addition to the medium fries that come with my meal. And a root beer, too. I’d also like a coffee. Make it like my soul.
McDonald’s cashier: I thought... I thought you said you didn’t have a soul...?
Tokoyami: Exactly. Make it a tea, instead.
A L W A Y S
Excuse me
but
I think this one is better than the first but one of the ears could be improved but whatever! This is Amy Rose! May she remind you to smile and keep you feeling like you're on top of the world!
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So this takes place after everyone has joined forces and work together as Freedom Pals.
One day, Dr. Timothy comes into their base but he's be pretty tired from a fight the night prior or from staying up all night to make efficient strategies for the team. So when he is debriefing the team and giving everyone their missions, he forgets to use his telekinesis, therefore, leaving everyone but FastPass pretty freaking confused as all he says is his name. However, they are quick to let him know, causing him to apologize immediately and use his powers.
After it happened the second time, FastPass suggested that they wait to see how long it takes for their leader to realize the issue on his own and time it. The others agreed - after much fight from Mysterion - and so while Dr. Timothy talked, FastPass would jot down everything he said, while The Coon timed it and the others tried not to laugh when they saw the minutes go by.
The longest time was three hours and that was because the others learned to cover up their confusion with fake understanding, which made him think they understood. He only realized no one understood him when he told Super Craig to repeat the plan back to him, and the latter turned to FastPass and tried to read off of his notes.
When Doctor Timothy first found out what they were doing, he was not very pleased because he found it embarrassing and he figured he might as well just write a note rather than talk to them. But it didn't take him very long to laugh along with them since he knew they still got everything done thanks to FastPass' translations and he was glad they were all getting along and joking around like friends, rather than just colleagues. Besides, he realized that it was pretty funny.
IF THIS ISN'T THE BEST AND PUREST THING EVER
Yakko: *excitedly* How’s the best brother in the world doing?
Wakko: I don’t know, how’re you doing?
Yakko: *voice cracking* I-I’m fine
I can't be the only one who hears the ice cream truck song playing and immediately thinks of Wakko Warner singing about the 50 states of America and their capitols
My Hero Academia, Sonic, Dragon Ball Z, Marvel, Voltron, Animaniacs, and South Park! You'll know when I become more obsessed with one over the others
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