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Tanaka: Ennoshita, quick! I need your help to find a way to get Kiyoko to notice me!
Ennoshita, who has seen every rom-com and has read many fanfics: Why don't you just date someone else to make her jealous?
Tanaka: You're a genius! But who should I date?
Ennoshita: I'm single and I don't have high standards, so I can do that.
Tanaka: Perfect! Thanks, Ennoshita. I'm gonna go let everyone know that we're dating and see her reaction!
Ennoshita, waving him goodbye: Haha have fun with that.
Ennoshita, internally: Now it's only a matter of time before he falls in love with me.