THE POWER OF THE DICE

Alright, I think I know another better story.

Any of you watched Alan becker's "animation vs minecraft" series?

If you haven't, it's really good, follows these 5 stick men going through minecraft just experiencing all the things. Like, they fight a warden, they do parkour, they use brewing stands, they even enter that old minecraft mob school YouTube series too.

Anyway, they have a story where this guy (also a stickman) and his son are in what we can assume is the real world, and are at a fair. The kid sees an attraction that's experiencing minecraft in real life. They have this big booth, a waiver to sign, all the stuff, and it works. But something goes wrong, the game shuts down with the son inside, and he seemingly dies. Then the dad spends the rest of the time trying to destroy the game, killing anything in the way, and destroying whole worlds if he has to.

The story is fantastic, the animation is phenomenal, and generally it's just a better minecraft movie. It's like 2 hrs long too, so probably what the official movies gonna be.

Tldr, watch the Alan becker series, it's just better.

Very much enjoying the minecraft movie discourse as someone who has played it all of once.

Look like a hunk of shit, so thank you Hollywood for that.

Watch this animation where someone just made it like 50% better.

If you could get a reward hug from anyone for doing this, fictional or non-fictional, who would it be?

I think I'd want a hug from big man from splatoon 3. He'd probably give the best hugs.

man the strawberry jam expert lobby sure is difficult. i should really get a reward if i ever manage to beat it. a hug maybe?

All september builds, including the moonlord shrine with additional monolith to add atmosphere.

And my favourite one, the museum.

(The lunatic cultist has no base yet, because I'm gonna use Eidolist brick, which is post-polterghast)

There's also an extra build I forgot to mention from last month because I wasn't on tumblr yet.

computer how to flirt

computer how to flirt without making first move

computer define yuri pining

computer how to make talking to people less scary

computer how to run away into the woods and never be heard from again

computer how to flirt on the internet

The worst they can say is no!

Yeah no im kidding do what you think is best. If you think they'd be weirded out by it, that's just a shame. If you think they'd be fine with it, then you got nothing to fear!

Chat I wanna confess to them so badly you have no idea.

Like seriously I really really want to

I know that by all accounts it's a ridiculously bad idea that is just

All risk

But I want to so bad

AAAAAAAAAA

The Lego Movie was made by people who love Lego. The Minecraft Movie was made by people who love money.

I've looked at @punctuation-completionist and their posts, & feel like there's been a distinct lack of... completed punctuation lists, so; three things came to mind:

1. "¿How hard could it be to use all the punctuation?"

2. "I'm surprised it isn't pinned if it has been done!

+ 3. "¡I WANNA DO THAT $H*T!"

So all that = I'm gonna try >-<.

Some of these felt like they'd be a little ~harder~ to use than others, but I know/knew I'd be able to! [Still not sure if I should make this 1st or 3rd person].

I also didn't know if I should`ve us£d the punctuation properly or not. (It feels like cheating to use it wrong.) But then again, I've seen a lot of the posts with emoticons counting, so #yolo my X×X_\Epic|Gamers/_X×X.

In any case, if I'm going to fit €very piece of punctuation I have available on my phone into this post, I'll need it to be pretty {frikkin} long. Can I make long posts? Heck ¥eah I can! ₩ithout a doubt, I've made posts the length of fanfics ^^

•••

《Okay that may be an over-exaggeration but shush, don't be a ■ about it.》

I mean don't be a □.

Dont be a ▪︎.

Oh n○ it's evolving, I'm bec¤ming less c°mprehensible with every w◇rd, pretty soon ☆ll that'll be left is punctuation!

Oh well, I don't have the ♡ to stop. If I'm digging my grave, might as well bring a ♤ and a ♧.

...

And I think... that's it? @punctuation-completionist did I do it?

Florpo or bingus?

This is incredibly important I have to know

bingus all the way

Not sure what heat level take this is, but fuck infernum moonlord.

That stupid line of fireball attack can actually eat my ass, it has ridiculous dodge windows, and practically no time to find them, in a very enclosed space.

Plus, fuckin thing eats damage like nobody else, and there isn't much else for me to upgrade, so I've just got to keep bashing my head against this brick wall till it falls over.

It's not fun, I never have fun against him, he can go fuck himself.

Nah, I'm way past him now, onto hardmode! Thank you tho, the dashes were the real issue for me in that fight

Today's calamity playing in a nutshell

ID image 1: A Meme from the show community with Troy bringing a pizza into a room on fire and in panic. Text on Troy says: Getting ready to progress in my terraria world. Text on the room says: Deathmode, Desert scourge AI, Eye of cthulhu speed, and King slime spawns.

ID image 2: A meme from spongebob with the alaskan bull worm's tongue tied in a knot by sandy. The bull worm is labeled 'Desert scourge' and Sandy is labeled 'Me'.

ID image 3: A wrestling ring with one man standing triumphantly over another man. Text says: Beating desert scourge after over 40 tries; "Didn't even break a sweat".