They Coulda Been Silly Friends I Think

Ghetsis during BW: We must act with outmost caution. Our victory won't be secured unless we have enough of the Unovan population on our side as N claims the title as the strongest trainer in the region, and later, the world. Let's unleash our big stupid castle at the most opportune moment, mm? Ghetsis during BW2: *Hobbling about in front of his conspiracy cork-board* So if we find this big stupid fucking ice dragon you science idiots can plug some USB into it and fuck this pissy little shit region right in the asshole with an ice laser or something listen I don't fucking care just make them PAY, COLRESS HOW'S THE DEVELOPMENT OF MY AIRSHIP?? WHY CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING ON TIME?? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LACK OF MONEY I'M OUTLAWED, FIGURE IT OUT IF YOU'RE SO SMART. Someone pour me like five glasses of wine I'm getting my strangly hands, and you won't like me when I get my strangly hands. When this region is nothing but death and ice I'm firing all of you. This is all N's fault. It's not easy being this right about everything literally all the time (where's my stress ball).

The only Death Note character that Adachi should ever be compared to is Matsuda no I will not elaborate thank you

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

was watching part 2 with my bf has anyone done this yet

crack AU where L gets fed up with the task force complaining about him being chained to Light, snaps, and just brings in Near with the explanation that the issue is clearly that L is too old and Light should be supervised by someone within his age range. Cut to Light being absolutely livid for being demoted to a babysitter and getting chained to said baby (he doesn't know that Near is actually 13 and not like... 6. this also means he feels utterly insulted by L by calling Near "someone within Light's age range"). Fast forward a bit and Light and Near are actually getting along, which results in Watari overhearing L muttering "it should have been me..." more than once, with a depressed expression.

Everyday i wake up and get whiplash knowing that this image of ghetsis exists and now, I need more people to know about it.

why is he so adorable and babygirl in this wtf, help????

He's too cute for this world

why did they do this to him twice lol

Not cool bro

fic idea where mikami takes so long to arrive at the warehouse that the task force and SPK all just go out for brunch. it ends up being a strangely pleasant day together, and they part ways completely forgetting what was supposed to happen at the warehouse in the first place. title "this meeting could have been a massacre"