crack AU where L gets fed up with the task force complaining about him being chained to Light, snaps, and just brings in Near with the explanation that the issue is clearly that L is too old and Light should be supervised by someone within his age range. Cut to Light being absolutely livid for being demoted to a babysitter and getting chained to said baby (he doesn't know that Near is actually 13 and not like... 6. this also means he feels utterly insulted by L by calling Near "someone within Light's age range"). Fast forward a bit and Light and Near are actually getting along, which results in Watari overhearing L muttering "it should have been me..." more than once, with a depressed expression.
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Please excuse my absence, TerribleDadshippers. 🙏
Accept this as compensation for my negligence of my Pokévillains followers. (The cookie-brainrot got to me)
new year, new near (art) ✨
I hope everyone has a good 2025! 🎇
how am i supposed to go to work when im literally thinking about The Character
Still mad at Pokemon Masters for not giving Ghetsis a cool new outfit during Gen 5 villain arc
I've been trying to figure out why I'm in a weird mood today, and it just hit me: the last time I wasn't either writing or planning out something for the Noelverse on Christmas was Christmas 2013.
Huh.
In another episode of I love Near's guilt I think it's rather fun to see him being in the impossible position of being Light's warden but loving him so much that he can't trust himself to b unbiased anymore.
quick doodle, someone challenged them (• ▽ •;)
Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.