In Another Episode Of I Love Near's Guilt I Think It's Rather Fun To See Him Being In The Impossible

Next in Line AU - first meeting 💻

you can read a snippet of the AU on AO3 here: you and me both (Next in Line AU)

based on my 2.1. hsr story quest experience

the dynamic between Near and Light in the Noelverse is just so funny to me I'm sorry like-

(start of Noel)

Light: Fuck you Near!

Near: Fuck you Kira!

(end of Noel)

Light: You know what Near's not that bad

Near: hmm I actually kind of enjoy Light's company

(start of Resurrection)

Light: FUCK YOU NEAR

Near: why do I feel guilty about everything

(end of Resurrection)

Light: I'm glad we're getting along again :)

Near: if anything were to happen to Light I would kill anyone responsible and then myself

(start of Reunion)

Light: NATE GOD DAMNIT

Near: Light's upset because of me again this sucks :(

(end of Reunion)

Light: I can finally think of you as a friend

Near: I would willingly go to jail with you

"this meeting could have been a massacre" on ao3

In which Mikami is late for the Yellow Box Warehouse meeting, and instead of waiting for him the Task Force and SPK decide to go out and have a team lunch.

You didn't even check him for pulse you dumbass

Based on this:

hehe L(f) on a shelf

got the little hat and scarf and knew what had to be done

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Why does everyone on TikTok infantilize Near? Like omg they’re acting like this man is 5-7 years old! He’s 18/19 when Light gets caught, there’s no reason (especially after the timeskip) to think that he’s a child. It’s the fact that everyone is like “OMG LIgHt GOt bEaTEn bY a LiTtlE kID!!1!” And that they all think Meronia is some form of pedophilia because Near is “obviously a child” 🙄. Just because Mello appears older than Near he’s only older than him by like 2/3 years AT MOST! And when you try to tell them that you’re hit with “HES A CHILD” and just like NO! Just because YOU cannot think of him as anything other than a kid doesn’t mean that he is a kid.

Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.

Fan Fiction: Noel

Fandom: Death Note

Pairings: None

Rating: T

Summary: Almost two years after the arrest of Kira, Near has finally succeeded L, but his reign hasn’t gone unchallenged. Faced with an unsolvable string of murders threatening both his position and his life, the third L must seek help from an unlikely (and unlikable) source: his imprisoned predecessor, Light Yagami.

AN: As some of you may remember from *coughs in embarrassment* three months ago *cough*, I ran a contest in which the top three finishers were promised short fic as a prize. Since I am trash at long last rediscovering the glorious concept of “free time,” I’ve finally had time to sit down and work on the promised prizes.

First up: swordsinthesnowdrift–who’s ending up with quite a bit more than she bargained for because “Light survives the series and ends up in Near’s custody AU” just so happens to be my favorite AU as well, so what was supposed to be a one-off is instead Chapter One of at least a twelve chapter saga with alternating Near/Light viewpoint chapters. I’d say I were sorry, but I’m not. At all.

Read it on ff.net || Read it on AO3