Fan Fiction: Noel

I think the saddest mischaracterization of N is that sometimes, he's just not allowed to be as much of a bastard as he was meant to. Like, I understand where the idea of him being mild mannered and cordial and pleasant comes from; he's not an overtly aggressive character who's an asshole at every turn and him being kind is definitely an aspect of who he is. It's just not all of him and it's a shame we don't utilize his bitchy side more. But that side of him, specifically the way he can be very passive aggressive and/or condescending I feel is slept on and we should utilize it more.

And my personal favorite, from Pokemon Adventures/Pokespe:

And obviously, he's not like this the majority of the time. His dialogue mostly ranges from at least tolerating the people around him without any rudeness to being a genuinely nice and caring guy (especially in B2&W2, where he is noticeably kinder.) I just think it's a bit of a crime that we ignore that he at least has the capacity to behave this way in the first place and I think he should be allowed to do it more often. I want N to call more people stupid. As a treat.

my silly ass is NOT passing math class

Ghetsis during BW: We must act with outmost caution. Our victory won't be secured unless we have enough of the Unovan population on our side as N claims the title as the strongest trainer in the region, and later, the world. Let's unleash our big stupid castle at the most opportune moment, mm? Ghetsis during BW2: *Hobbling about in front of his conspiracy cork-board* So if we find this big stupid fucking ice dragon you science idiots can plug some USB into it and fuck this pissy little shit region right in the asshole with an ice laser or something listen I don't fucking care just make them PAY, COLRESS HOW'S THE DEVELOPMENT OF MY AIRSHIP?? WHY CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING ON TIME?? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LACK OF MONEY I'M OUTLAWED, FIGURE IT OUT IF YOU'RE SO SMART. Someone pour me like five glasses of wine I'm getting my strangly hands, and you won't like me when I get my strangly hands. When this region is nothing but death and ice I'm firing all of you. This is all N's fault. It's not easy being this right about everything literally all the time (where's my stress ball).

Another one :)

why did they do this to him twice lol

eugouuuuuuu i love his little round nose and his big eyes he is so cute i cant take it i wanna squeeze him so bad look at that little face. how can anyone hate him. he is so tiny why is he sitting like that i love him ouueuuuuuu

why tf is that your go-to response Near

Also yeah more Noelverse stuff in honor of it's 10 year anniversary hell yeah

drawing some scenes from my fic and it's taking me 1000 years to be satisfied with it 🏃

my conclusion from the end of the anime

hi @grimalkinmessor ! I'm your secret santa :>

drew you some terraito for your @dnsecretsanta gift, I hope you like it 🖤🍎