Hi @grimalkinmessor ! I'm Your Secret Santa :>

I've been trying to figure out why I'm in a weird mood today, and it just hit me: the last time I wasn't either writing or planning out something for the Noelverse on Christmas was Christmas 2013.

Huh.

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

I may have a lot of complaints about Masters, but what I won't complain about is the crumbs of interaction and mentions these two have with one another. Please, I need them to be a nasty and snarky rivalry that their tension becomes extremely palpable to everyone around them, AAAAAA

(and yes, they would definitely kiss off screen lmao)

near doodle page complete 🎲🃏

Why does everyone on TikTok infantilize Near? Like omg they’re acting like this man is 5-7 years old! He’s 18/19 when Light gets caught, there’s no reason (especially after the timeskip) to think that he’s a child. It’s the fact that everyone is like “OMG LIgHt GOt bEaTEn bY a LiTtlE kID!!1!” And that they all think Meronia is some form of pedophilia because Near is “obviously a child” 🙄. Just because Mello appears older than Near he’s only older than him by like 2/3 years AT MOST! And when you try to tell them that you’re hit with “HES A CHILD” and just like NO! Just because YOU cannot think of him as anything other than a kid doesn’t mean that he is a kid.

Here take my annual moonriver wip as I disappear into the wind once more

Ghetsis during BW: We must act with outmost caution. Our victory won't be secured unless we have enough of the Unovan population on our side as N claims the title as the strongest trainer in the region, and later, the world. Let's unleash our big stupid castle at the most opportune moment, mm? Ghetsis during BW2: *Hobbling about in front of his conspiracy cork-board* So if we find this big stupid fucking ice dragon you science idiots can plug some USB into it and fuck this pissy little shit region right in the asshole with an ice laser or something listen I don't fucking care just make them PAY, COLRESS HOW'S THE DEVELOPMENT OF MY AIRSHIP?? WHY CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING ON TIME?? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LACK OF MONEY I'M OUTLAWED, FIGURE IT OUT IF YOU'RE SO SMART. Someone pour me like five glasses of wine I'm getting my strangly hands, and you won't like me when I get my strangly hands. When this region is nothing but death and ice I'm firing all of you. This is all N's fault. It's not easy being this right about everything literally all the time (where's my stress ball).

i made this awhile ago but please do let me know feedback on it:

new year, new near (art) ✨

I hope everyone has a good 2025! 🎇

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