I Am Alaa Salama , 30 Years Old, Married To Nabila Jabr Salama, 28 Years Old. I Have Two Children: Muhammad,

thinking of writing some Ganondorf fanfiction

(aka should be asleep rn but still thinking about

Wife

)

almost (like 999999.99%) finished playing my normal play through of botw (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

trying to sleep while trying not to have another panic attack is hard

I just want to sleep man I don't wanna be thinking thoughts of death

This is now a Sasan fan account!!!!!

WOW I LOVE MY FAVOURITE BREATH OF THE WILD SIDE QUEST CALLED SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!!!!!!!!

BEST CHARACTER EVER!!!!!!! WOW!!!! HE LOOKS SO PRETTY!!!!

made this just for him

who needs Ganondorf when you have this absolute charmer

This sounds so silly to say but if anyone looking at my account that endorses elongated muskrat, andrew taint (& his seemingly endless boyfriends/sidedicks because men with bad takes on women and relationships can't seem to resist the urge to pick up a microphone and act like they're in a podcast despite it not being an actual podcast and they just film and post on Instagram reels), donald flump, nigel garage, Joanne Kathleen Rowling, any of the British royal family exept the people's princess, kim creditkardashian (and her family which I can't be bothered to name since there's too many to count), kanye east, taylor potion of swiftness, mark bloxberg, generative AI, benjamin netanya(ew), James Charmander, sssRacistTransphobe then I need y'all to (disrespectfully) skibidi the fuck on out of here and block me ASAP before I track your IP, give your mother the greatest pleasure the human body can feel and another child that is actually worthy of love.

Happy new year everypony

Ok but why was Thadd actually side eyeing me

Looking at me like I was on some goddamn hyrule herb like shut up bitch you have a stupid hat I hope a horse eats it for breakfast

I have a dilemma rn and need help

I am writing a fanfic (it ain't finished yet)

and I have no idea if I should post it here or make an new account just to post fanfics

might make a community for our wife and saviour Ganondorf

(Edit: it's been made! Link to it is in the reblogs!!)