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I will literally jump up and down in celebration when the Ganondorf puppet from the 1998 E3 is finally put in a museum or something along with the rest of the puppets and statues like PLEASE NINTENDO PLEAAAASEE LET ME SEE HIM

link to twitter I found after looking at a TLOZ lost media video because I cannot for some reason be normal about things I like

PUT HIS ASS IN A MUSEUM NINTENDO

Happy Halloween peoples

Tbh I would love to see a fight between (us) humans and hylians cause it's just because it would end in 2 possibilities

1. Humans ending the hylians easily with simple guns

OR

2. Hylians using some bullshit "The Magic Of Friendship™" Hylia induced Godhood powers that would strike down the humans easily as if they were Zeus

and I think that would be a really cool watch lol

this is me when I try and twirl my fork in my hand and I end up eventually dropping it on accident and have to clean it and get a new one (I'm a dumbass)

I have a dilemma rn and need help

I am writing a fanfic (it ain't finished yet)

and I have no idea if I should post it here or make an new account just to post fanfics

It is done.

I'm going to change my username

wow!! I love accidentally neglecting myself!! wow!!! bowl of noodles and cheese&crackers for dinner instead of a full meal!! lovely!!

here’s what i noticed in the NEW ZELDA GAME ANNOUNCEMENT WOOOOO

Sassy little guy. Also that sword…. Lokomo sword??? Could this be new hyrule?

idk. I’ve never played spirit tracks :(

Oh that mf is a ganon, probably not a ganondorf. Hmmm. Downfall timeline? Idk. It would be so funny if lu fandom decided to lump this one in with legend’s games. Guys… he doesn’t need anymore trauma

Let’s go! This was a fucking smart move homie link he’s already earned a spot in my heart as one of my genius scrunkies for shooting the crystal

YEAHHHHHHHH PLAYABLE ZELDAAAAA SHE LOOKS SO CUTEEEEE i know we’ve had ‘playable zelda’ before in spirit tracks and whatnot, but we’ve never had a ZELDA based game. (At least recently lmao)

(I see a bombable wall) and a really big castle! BIG CASTLE TOWN??? MINISH CAP CASTLE TOWN???? COME BACK TO ME BABY\

OKAY GUYS. Top right corner. Consider: kokiri village. if they bring the kokiri back i will scream so loud. I know it’s probably deku scrub houses because they’re also in the trailer, but let a boy dream

oh no :(((( he left his cloak behind poor baby

Okay so the triforce is back. Like really. And look at that little fairy what a scrunky duncky! I love her already

ZELDA IS WEARING LINK’S CLOAK. GUYS I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE IF I SHIP THEM. Look at herrrr also tri is massive. That is a head sized fairy.

Nothing to say but car on the roof. We got fuckin cats in zelda back. Please let us interact with them nintendooooo

THAT’S A GERUDO TOWNNNNN MASSIVE WINNNN!!!! Look at their houses they’re so cute

Um. Yeah. Ummm. @flarree predicted the ‘nice monsters that are on your side’ thing. (Go check out their au it’s really cool) i love this idea so much but i’m also a little sad… i hope they at least give zelda a bow

That is 100% a sheikah right there. Is that impa???? Please let impa be an old lady who kicks ass for her grandbaby. Also why is she fighting the soldiers lmao. Is this a alttp thing where the soldiers get brainwashed?

River and ocean zora. Yes babes im fed. You fed me nintendo it was good soup

Deku scrub selling potions. As he should. Im so glad theyre back it’s been too long babes. Give him his little hat though

GREAT DEKU TREEEE OUR FATHERRRR look at him <3 he looks a whole lot like oot gdt. Okay maybe it’s not adult timeline bc it looks nothing like wind waker gtd

Some sort of rock creature coming out of the ground? A boss? Idk we’ll see. Maybe he’s just a dude.

Other things: uhhh i don’t think we saw any mention of any sort of dungeons, which is kind of odd. Unless they slipped my mind. Huh. Maybe that last pic is a dungeon boss. I’m really excited for this one ngl. AND IT’S COMING OUT THIS YEAR????? THIS YEAR???? NINTENDO REALLY???? SEPTEMBER???? DUDE. Nintendo had officially fed me. Gooooood soup. Thanks

why is he staring at me like I just killed his whole bloodline right in front of him?

I can't believe that master thief pays more than EMPEROR OF EVIL in the Sims 3