Forget About Torturing Your Blorbos, Putting Them Through The Wringer. I'm Putting My Blorbo In Perfectly

Mother and son(s) are having a whale of a time ^^

Imma cooking something👁️👁️

I LIVE for the fic "Love him till the day that you die" on ao3 where Susan survives and comes back for Doey. I've also seen some other people make AUs where Jack's parents live and I think it's such a cool idea! I want that in my AU too, so Susan is alive, yeah (and kicking some sawyer ass)

My current favorite thing ever is "Susan Ayers is alive" AUs. Anything from illustrations to full on AUs and fanfics. I love "they escaped early and she gives Doey the normalest childhood she can" and also "it took MANY years for her to reach him but she never stopped searching". All because she loves her boy with her whole heart, all three of them. No matter what shape he takes.

Lucas Baker in a bathtub. Please reblog🫶

[based on my personal headcanon that moldy creatures like bathtubs lol]

I want Vulture to be happy, so i will believe that on the new circle Max doesn't die, and Vulture and him get adopted by Ralph💚🍀

They're found family, your honour🥺🙏

family

I'm sorry. Poppy playtime obsession got to me😞

I feel bad for the toys and I won't rest until my mind comes up with a scenario where everyone lives!! However, that need alone is not enough to make me draw something.

While I love the toys' designs bc they're all such cutie patooties, their biology/anatomy just make no sense to me (well, most of them, i have little to no issues with Huggy and Kissy) >.<

That's why my autistic ass (powered by sheer confusion and need to make sense) decided to redesign the characters. Well, not the TOY designs themselves, but rather the ones that are alive and were previously humans- YOU GET IT

To justify my redesigns I also had to rewrite the story a little. Pardon me, but I don't understand how they made human/toy hybrids that are both organic and artificial... This makes zero sense to me, so in my rewrite Playtime Co. created their living "toys" via mutation and crossing human and other creatures DNA. Some Umbrella + Urbanshade shit, yea... Right now I'm done with Yarnaby and Doey, and there's also a Catnap redesign in progress (I'll show him later)

Here are some notes on my redesigns:

YARNABY

- I genuinely tried my best to figure out his vertically split mouth, but after doing some research I realised that this is probably anatomically impossible:')

- my main inspo for his mouth are snake jaw and some resident evil mutants. I used boss forms of Moreau and Lady Dimitrescu from re8 as references, bc they both have these weird segmented jaws, but i feel like Moreau's jaw gives off more of like, Yarnaby vibes, so my Yarnaby's jaw is similar to that of Moreau's

- instead of having fur made of yarn, he has real fur, cuz my Yarnaby is a fully organic creature, a mutated human. His fur is just dyed in rainbow colours, however it wasn't re-dyed since the hour of joy, so he isn't as aesthetically pleasing as he once was (still perfect to me)

DOEY

- again, Istfg I don't get the logic behind this living play dough. If he's made of clay why does he need food... The answers I'll never get. ANYWAY- Since I'm trying a mutation approach here, rather than ??? whatever we see in the game, I thought "what is the most play dough-like creature on earth?" And my mind immediately screamed OCTOPUS. I mean, they're squishy and gummy- They can squeeze through tight spots, they're colourful and look like jelly

- also while looking for octopus references, i found out that they have neurons in each of their tentacles, which allows them to multitask! I thought this was a cool explanation for how Doey's personalities control the body

- so yea, my Doey is basically a human/octopus mutant hybrid. That's it. Although idk how they merged three persons into one living being. My main idea is that boys just fused during the experiments... I'm trying my best here to make sense out of this all, don't be hard on me😞

Happy happy wuggies 🌟

The promised Catnap redesign 🌜

Reblogs are greatly appreciated

I wasn't certain whether I wanted to post this one or not bc maybe (just maybe) I got a liiiittle carried away with body horror, but bestie told me they're loving it (the design) so ig it's fine lol

Notes on this redesign:

- I'm fine with Catnap's original design, save for his cartoonish creepy head and weird paws. I mean ye, he looks freakin cool, but I'm trying to imagine what would be more or less possible to actually create in real life

- this Catnap is less mutated and more surgically changed. The idea here is, he was mutated into a giant purple thing and then some cat features were added via surgeries.

- during mutation Theo's ears elongated and became pointy, but it wasn't deemed enough by the company, so they stitched fake cat ears to his head :')

- they fixed his lips in a permanent smile with braces as well as removed all of his teeth and his eyes to make him look more like his toy prototype

- weird paws are actually just hands and feet now. Not that i don't like his paws, i just don't see how he could walk on those (they look really unstable)

End of notes

P.S. Catnap plushie in the corner is to fill up the empty space bc it annoyed me :P

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