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501st & 212th food headcanons

The 501st troops find out about their General and Commander’s food preferences when they’re stranded on some planet and the rations are running low, so one night when they’re all eating what little they have left, Anakin and Ahsoka both leave camp to ‘go get dinner’. Anakin comes back ten minutes later with a massive handful of beetles and are just eating them live. Ahsoka comes back in another twenty minutes, completely COVERED in blood and dragging behind her a whole kriffing animal carcass which she proceeds to rip a limb off and start eating raw. Naturally, she and Anakin pay out on eachother for their food choices. Obi-Wan is used to it by now, also since he was actually aware that Torgrutas are carnivores. The clones however are completely horrified.

The clones, on the other hand, are used to ration bars but when they can, the majority have a taste for traditional Mandalorian food, aka ‘if it doesn’t have enough spice to rip your tonsils out, it doesn’t have enough flavor.’

Everyone assumed that Obi-Wan had a pretty soft pallet when it comes to spice as he always just quietly eats his seemingly normal serve. But when someone else (probably Waxer) steals some of his food, he starts coughing and everyone finds this terribly amusing.

Obi-Wan just smiles and keeps eating like it’s nothing.

Headcanon: Bumblebee can hold his liquor but not his caffeine. Optimus, on the other hand, is the exact opposite.

I was getting pretty fed up with links and generators with very general and overused weapons and superpowers and what have you for characters so:

Here is a page for premodern weapons, broken down into a ton of subcategories, with the weapon’s region of origin. 

Here is a page of medieval weapons.

Here is a page of just about every conceived superpower.

Here is a page for legendary creatures and their regions of origin.

Here are some gemstones.

Here is a bunch of Greek legends, including monsters, gods, nymphs, heroes, and so on. 

Here is a website with a ton of (legally attained, don’t worry) information about the black market.

Here is a website with information about forensic science and cases of death. Discretion advised. 

Here is every religion in the world. 

Here is every language in the world.

Here are methods of torture. Discretion advised.

Here are descriptions of the various methods used for the death penalty. Discretion advised.

Here are poisonous plants.

Here are plants in general.

Feel free to add more to this!

YEA I WAS GONNA COME ON HERE AND ASK WHAT U THOUGHT

i might just explode. who knows. u?

oh im so sick

i hate this series /extremely pos

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

I mean my vote is that TB 5 as a transformer literally is E.O.S, but she was still created as artificial intelligence by Brains and the other bots kinda helped her to become a full transformer?

If Thunderbird 5 was a Transformer would the personality be E.O.S?

In the AU my friend and I are working on she is E.O.S. But what do you think?

Headcanon: Marc has claustrophobia.

It makes sense, given how Randall died, so Marc would definitely have PTSD from that which was definitely a contributor to his DID in the first place.

Naturally, ‘When danger is near, Steven Grant has no fear’ Steven isn’t claustrophobic and so he doesn’t at first realize that his ‘fearless’ host is in fact scared of small, dark spaces. Especially underground. Mainly caves. With water.

I also recon that this is a big reason why Marc didn’t insist on fronting in episode 4 until he absolutely had to, he was quite happy to let Steven do all the dark, underground tomb-raiding, something he probably carefully got out of doing when he had been out doing archeological stuff with Layla in the past.

(This is, if she doesn’t already know about his claustrophobia or know about Randall, which is definitely the kind of thing that would be on The List of Marc’s Secrets From Layla.)

But I feel like there could be a time when for whatever reason, Marc and Layla have to go into a cave, there could be a river in there too, it could keep getting louder as they go deeper in and the tunnels get narrower, and Marc is pushing down panic but it’s getting harder. Steven, from the reflection in the water, would figure it out pretty quickly and gently try to convince Marc to let him take the body, but Marc keeps insisting that he’s fine. He’s not, and Layla notices, she and Steven trying their hardest to talk Marc out of a panic attack.

Then Marc goes very still, eyes flickering, then lets out a deep breath and Steven turns to a confused and concerned Layla just to say ‘let’s keep going,’ then he walks off.

Later, Layla would find time to ask one of them about what happened back in the cave, and that could be how Layla finds out about Randall, Wendy, and how Marc created Steven in the first place.

Just an idea.

someone I follow on the bird app just announced they’re starting a very exclusive private fic server because they and a bunch of other people want to talk about how much they love the fics they’re reading, and as an author can I just say that a really great place to talk about a fic you love is in the comments for that fic

I understand that people are trying to create safe spaces, but as the number of comments that I get on my fics dwindles with each passing year, knowing these spaces exist where my fics are being discussed, places that I am excluded from, makes me want to write fic LESS

I mean I guess who cares, right, because if I stop writing, there’s 10,000 other people that will continue…but if you participate in a fic “book club” server and you say nice things there about a fic you loved, maybe copy and paste that into a comment on AO3?

the only thing fanfic writers are asking for in return for hours of hard work is attention. please don’t rob us of the one thing that we hope for when we hit “post”

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

Are you a silly guy?

Naturally