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3 years ago

501st & 212th food headcanons

The 501st troops find out about their General and Commander’s food preferences when they’re stranded on some planet and the rations are running low, so one night when they’re all eating what little they have left, Anakin and Ahsoka both leave camp to ‘go get dinner’. Anakin comes back ten minutes later with a massive handful of beetles and are just eating them live. Ahsoka comes back in another twenty minutes, completely COVERED in blood and dragging behind her a whole kriffing animal carcass which she proceeds to rip a limb off and start eating raw. Naturally, she and Anakin pay out on eachother for their food choices. Obi-Wan is used to it by now, also since he was actually aware that Torgrutas are carnivores. The clones however are completely horrified.

The clones, on the other hand, are used to ration bars but when they can, the majority have a taste for traditional Mandalorian food, aka ‘if it doesn’t have enough spice to rip your tonsils out, it doesn’t have enough flavor.’

Everyone assumed that Obi-Wan had a pretty soft pallet when it comes to spice as he always just quietly eats his seemingly normal serve. But when someone else (probably Waxer) steals some of his food, he starts coughing and everyone finds this terribly amusing.

Obi-Wan just smiles and keeps eating like it’s nothing.


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