So I Reunite With Kris And I Go “Can We Be Friends Agaaain?” And They Say In Someone Else’s Voice

The Fun Gang is like the Best Friends Squad from She-Ra in that its three members all play hot potato with the brain cell until a fourth member comes along and yoinks it in mid-air

things we know about this kid:

weirdest kid on the block by a few leagues

formerly religious but was only ever in it for the fruit juice

eats moss

very quiet, and can get along with people extremely well despite that

personal default dance is slav dancing

unbelievably fucked up

has studied the occult

plays video game music on the piano

normally good at piano when in control of themself

yoshi dropper

has emotions and isn't actually that good at hiding them

is sensitive to the topic of being controlled

please be okay im begging you

a good heart and a troubled soul

[Image Description: An image of Fyodor Dostoevsky from Bungou Stray Dogs' manga from neck up. He is floating in water and his left forearm is positioned on the top of his head. He has a very angry expression and water drops are running down his face. A dialogue box next to him reads: "…...". The image's colors are in black and white.] No you guys don't understand I NEED you guys to look at this panel as much as it's possible-

this takes the cake for my favorite fyodor panel ever.

Incomplete list of secret pages on the sweepstakes site -- please add on if I missed any

https://deltarune.com/secretpipis/ - pipis, from random ad banner https://deltarune.com/icee/ - from random ad banner, links to https://deltarune.com/december/ (curiously, a hash is added to the url if you click search, unsure of what that does) https://deltarune.com/secret/ - from random ad banner, links to numerous other pages (https://deltarune.com/chair/ + several images) https://deltarune.com/ramb/ - green room site , linked on shirt page

subpages:

https://deltarune.com/weather/ - new characters?!??! :”D

https://deltarune.com/tv/ Scary

https://deltarune.com/changingroom/ - cute page, comes with MORE subpages

https://deltarune.com/shadowmen/ new enemies and outfits for the next chapter?

https://deltarune.com/lancer/ click to get lancered

https://deltarune.com/sighting/ - spamton going potty. scary pictures.

https://deltarune.com/dog/ - celebrating dog

https://bluebubble.rodeo/ - This link is actually ON the picture of the toilet paper and you have to manually type it in but this is in fact another page of presumably more costumes for the next chapters

Here’s a subsection for noelles sites: 

https://deltarune.com/code/ - first blog post

https://deltarune.com/code/comments/ comments for that post

https://deltarune.com/catpetterz/ linked from the products

https://deltarune.com/egg/ continuation of catpetterz

those were the ones i was able to manually get to, here’s misc ones i was shown by others that i couldn’t find a path for

https://deltarune.com/dess/ - i have no idea where this one comes from please  tell me if you do know https://deltarune.com/man/ - this links to catpetterz as well which is fascinating

https://deltarune.com/blink/ - unknown source , click to be blinked at i guess

Will update and add as the next options unlock and reveal more links, i’m going thru this manually and havent been looking in the page sources at all so it may be incomplete

CURRENT # FOUND: 21 CURRENT # LISTED ON /CODE/: “About 20″

SO THAT'S WHY????!?

so that's why

Checking in just to say Kris is the most human ever and I love them with every inch of my fucking heart

DON’T OPEN THE DOOR

Viktor: This is my boyfriend, Jayce Viktor: And this is my boyfriend's girlfriend, Mel

Ah yes, my favorite *Looks at smudged handwriting* "Nutdealer" characters, *Looks at smudged handwriting again* "Risk", "Issue", and "Israel"

kris's gender is apple