HELLBENT HYPE!!!!

Hazbin Hotel Theory Time

Okay so spoilers for the first four episodes:

So we know Carmilla’s Song about how she killed the Angel.

My guess is when someone else will try to kill them at the next Extermination, and they will try, it won’t work. The main reason was because they won’t be killing them for the same reason as Carmilla.

She killed as an act of self defense, not for her but for her Daughters. That in context is a redeemable quality, a selfless act. And that’s probably the key to killing the Angels!

They can’t be killed with Anger, Pride, etc. But with pure intentions, as ironic as killing an Angel is, and maybe with the bonds the Hazbin Hotel Gang are making. They will not only protect themselves, but each other and the rest of hell.

Omg.... BEST LEO!

My people, we have RISEN!!!! I’m legit proud of us.

Part 1 of Shinsou replacing Mineta.

As an American Cashier

I like to vent a few pet peeves I’ve developed in the half a year I’ve been a female cashier...

- No I don’t know where every product is! I barely have time to leave my till to pee much less learn the layout. ‘Oh but don’t you stock too?’ NO! Someone else does it! Ask them!!!

-There are no chairs and for at least five hours I’m just standing in one place!!! What’s the point if I’m not moving do my feet have to suffer.

-GET YOUR F****** BASKET OFF THE CONVERY BELT!!! Unload your basket and don’t leave it on. What am I going to do with it!?! I get a giant pile of baskets behind me and you wanna add more!!!

-No I don’t know how every product work to your specific needs. Most likely I’ve never used a joint ointment! Please leave me alone...

-Just beacuase you left some spare change yesterday, WITH A DIFFERENT CASHIER, doesn’t give you an excuse to be short on money this time. Even if it’s the same cashier, we switch tills to a fresh one every shift. So no, your extra change is not here sorry, not sorry.

-PUT YOUR BASKET AND CART BACK WHERE YOU GOT THEM!!!

-Please don’t just leave stuff lying around if you don’t want it anymore. It’s annoying to play search and find because you didn’t want those sunglasses anymore and left them in the frozen section.

-Men. Never call a lady working by any pet name, especially if she’s younger than you. Example ‘No recept sweetheart’. This feels a bit demeaning.

-No, WE DONT NEED TO SMILE. I’m working, not having fun. How often do you smile if you’re working on a Saturday and have three college essays to do?!?

I Love Him.

Hi, new to Alien Stage but thinking about-

Ivan/Till as Hades/Persephone

Mizi/Sua as Eros/Psyche

Luka/Hyuna as Orpheus/Eurydice

Thank you and good day

Voltron ‘Lets only think of Love’ SU

I don’t own anything except the alterations!

Please give me credit if you do use it though!

Alfor was an altean who loved the universe

Saw it’s beauty and it’s worth

Alfor made the lions and fought for peace

That didn’t end up mattering when the alteans went scattering

Zarkon was a galra who went unopposed

With the plans he’s made when he arose

Zarkon then was consumed by greed

And I think that we can all agree

That is a little bit upsetting

I’d rather think about a wedding!

Let’s think about cake, let’s think about flowers

Let’s think about dressing up and dancing around for hours

There’s an awful lot of things we could be thinking of

But for just one day let’s only think about love

-Keith- Okay Lance, I gotta get dressed now so don’t look. And no peeking either!

-Lance- *chuckles* okay

-Shiro- oh Hunk(idk you’re oc too I guess), I wished I could have said something sooner about Haggar and Kuron

We can think about lies we were forced to keep

-Shiro- They took it so hard

We can think about hurt feelings and how they go so deep

-Shiro- How can we get past that?

Or we can think about hope

-Shiro- Hope?

You know I’ve been hoping

-Shiro- About what?

That everything’s better now everything’s out in the open

Lotor, is that what you’re wearing to the wedding?

-Lotor in armor- It’s the nicest thing I own

Looking sharp!

We could think about flowers, we could think about cake

We could think about wonderful promises we have the power to make

There’s an awful lot of awful things we could be thinking of

But for just one day, let’s only think about love!

-Pidge- Maybe I shouldn’t have picked up juniberry flowers, seems a bit controversial

We could all rethink how we feel about our foes

When it comes to the galra and the things they did in the past I suppose

-Pidge- yeah...

Or we could both feel better, cause we could think about how

We could think about us and how we can change the now

-Pidge- Well if we’re not gonna use these we’re gonna need something else

No worries Lotor just went to gather more flowers right now, I’ll go get him

But for just one day let’s only think about...

Lotor?

-Lotor- What if my generals were right? Sooner or later the galra are gonna catch us. We’re all going to die!

We could think about war, we could think about fighting

We could think of our old friends we wish we were inviting

We could of the innocents we are fighting for

Or we could think about the sacrifices we’ve made

So that they can’t be hurt any, they can’t be hurt anymore

We could think about joy, we could think about pain

We could think about sunshine, we could think about rain

There’s an awful lot of awful lot things we could be thinking of

But for just one day, let’s only think about...

-Everyone- Just one day let’s only think about...

Just one day let’s only think about

Loooooove~

Can I just ask...

Where the fuck is Harrow/Pip!?!

THANK YOU SO MUCH THE FACT THAT YOU ENJOYED MY AWFUL WRITING APPARENLY AMAZES ME AND I APPREICATE YOU

This was really good!!! I’m a big fan for Feitan so I was really happy to read it!!! 💕💕💕