Hazbin Hotel Theory Time

Can I just ask...

Where the fuck is Harrow/Pip!?!

Big Crew, Tiny Human

So I love Humans are Space Orcs so how about this...

Big terrifying spiecies of alien heard all these tales of fearsome humans. They decide to get one for their crew.

Xey never had another species before but this creature should prove worthy! Xe fills out all the proper paper work and such and wait. Finally xey get an applicant and accept right away.

When the human comes there is various reactions towards xere crew. Some in awe, some skeptical, others...puzzled.

The tiny human designation ‘Lily’ is quite small and feeble. Surely she is part of a subspecies of humans!

How can someone who is part of the most dangerous, legendary humans! ...be so soft?

Maybe xey should have picked up a human manual...

How the FUCK are you still alive!?!?

Precious!

There’s more than one fluffy boi in town...

Keith! I’m a few seasons late with this...

Okay so you know how in season 4 how Allura was supposed to be Keith for the public or sumthin...

What the HECK did people think!?! That the red paladin suddenly became a woman or just changed his armor colors and become thinner or something?!? 😆

Like why would that be a secret, the red paladin suddenly grew breasts like?! Hello!?!

An Affectionate Kidnapping I love these two dorks.

Omg.... BEST LEO!

Voltron ‘Lets only think of Love’ SU

I don’t own anything except the alterations!

Please give me credit if you do use it though!

Alfor was an altean who loved the universe

Saw it’s beauty and it’s worth

Alfor made the lions and fought for peace

That didn’t end up mattering when the alteans went scattering

Zarkon was a galra who went unopposed

With the plans he’s made when he arose

Zarkon then was consumed by greed

And I think that we can all agree

That is a little bit upsetting

I’d rather think about a wedding!

Let’s think about cake, let’s think about flowers

Let’s think about dressing up and dancing around for hours

There’s an awful lot of things we could be thinking of

But for just one day let’s only think about love

-Keith- Okay Lance, I gotta get dressed now so don’t look. And no peeking either!

-Lance- *chuckles* okay

-Shiro- oh Hunk(idk you’re oc too I guess), I wished I could have said something sooner about Haggar and Kuron

We can think about lies we were forced to keep

-Shiro- They took it so hard

We can think about hurt feelings and how they go so deep

-Shiro- How can we get past that?

Or we can think about hope

-Shiro- Hope?

You know I’ve been hoping

-Shiro- About what?

That everything’s better now everything’s out in the open

Lotor, is that what you’re wearing to the wedding?

-Lotor in armor- It’s the nicest thing I own

Looking sharp!

We could think about flowers, we could think about cake

We could think about wonderful promises we have the power to make

There’s an awful lot of awful things we could be thinking of

But for just one day, let’s only think about love!

-Pidge- Maybe I shouldn’t have picked up juniberry flowers, seems a bit controversial

We could all rethink how we feel about our foes

When it comes to the galra and the things they did in the past I suppose

-Pidge- yeah...

Or we could both feel better, cause we could think about how

We could think about us and how we can change the now

-Pidge- Well if we’re not gonna use these we’re gonna need something else

No worries Lotor just went to gather more flowers right now, I’ll go get him

But for just one day let’s only think about...

Lotor?

-Lotor- What if my generals were right? Sooner or later the galra are gonna catch us. We’re all going to die!

We could think about war, we could think about fighting

We could think of our old friends we wish we were inviting

We could of the innocents we are fighting for

Or we could think about the sacrifices we’ve made

So that they can’t be hurt any, they can’t be hurt anymore

We could think about joy, we could think about pain

We could think about sunshine, we could think about rain

There’s an awful lot of awful lot things we could be thinking of

But for just one day, let’s only think about...

-Everyone- Just one day let’s only think about...

Just one day let’s only think about

Loooooove~