There’s More Than One Fluffy Boi In Town...

As an American Cashier

I like to vent a few pet peeves I’ve developed in the half a year I’ve been a female cashier...

- No I don’t know where every product is! I barely have time to leave my till to pee much less learn the layout. ‘Oh but don’t you stock too?’ NO! Someone else does it! Ask them!!!

-There are no chairs and for at least five hours I’m just standing in one place!!! What’s the point if I’m not moving do my feet have to suffer.

-GET YOUR F****** BASKET OFF THE CONVERY BELT!!! Unload your basket and don’t leave it on. What am I going to do with it!?! I get a giant pile of baskets behind me and you wanna add more!!!

-No I don’t know how every product work to your specific needs. Most likely I’ve never used a joint ointment! Please leave me alone...

-Just beacuase you left some spare change yesterday, WITH A DIFFERENT CASHIER, doesn’t give you an excuse to be short on money this time. Even if it’s the same cashier, we switch tills to a fresh one every shift. So no, your extra change is not here sorry, not sorry.

-PUT YOUR BASKET AND CART BACK WHERE YOU GOT THEM!!!

-Please don’t just leave stuff lying around if you don’t want it anymore. It’s annoying to play search and find because you didn’t want those sunglasses anymore and left them in the frozen section.

-Men. Never call a lady working by any pet name, especially if she’s younger than you. Example ‘No recept sweetheart’. This feels a bit demeaning.

-No, WE DONT NEED TO SMILE. I’m working, not having fun. How often do you smile if you’re working on a Saturday and have three college essays to do?!?

This makes me so happy! We get a lgbtq character that we all love. Not just a side character either, one of the main characters! He’s my hero...

By the Allspark!!!

OKAY!!! Villainous is my salvation.

In the very first pilot things are beautiful.

However I noticed something that puts the ‘heroes’ in a new light.

Now everyone knows about how Lady Penumbra simply wanted to help the environment and then people like her with a sun skin desease that hurts them. But I noticed something else about the hero she faces, Sunblast.

When Flug and company go to take down Sunblast there is a particular confrontation that puts the hero in a light that exposes who he truly is.

The confrontation I’m taking about is Sunblast calling Flug a nerd.

Haha, the usual Jock hates Nerds cliche but soon after...

Sunblast proceeds to try to pummel Flug, but then he is quickly stopped by Demencia. This isn’t totally left field as he’s a hero and Flug’s a villain but the thing is...

HE HAD NO IDEA FLUG WAS A VILLAIN!!!

He just saw a normal looking nerd and decides to just wham on him for no reason!!!

Like hello?!? Some hero you are! Leave my boy alone!!!

So Precious!!!!

Her face when Blitzo calls her family>

Also-

Human Aaravos!

I don’t know what I’m doing...

I legit didn’t even use an hour on this, so bad.

Big Crew, Tiny Human

So I love Humans are Space Orcs so how about this...

Big terrifying spiecies of alien heard all these tales of fearsome humans. They decide to get one for their crew.

Xey never had another species before but this creature should prove worthy! Xe fills out all the proper paper work and such and wait. Finally xey get an applicant and accept right away.

When the human comes there is various reactions towards xere crew. Some in awe, some skeptical, others...puzzled.

The tiny human designation ‘Lily’ is quite small and feeble. Surely she is part of a subspecies of humans!

How can someone who is part of the most dangerous, legendary humans! ...be so soft?

Maybe xey should have picked up a human manual...

The heck is this!?!

The Black Hat Market

So y’know I used to think that the black market was an actual market place to buy illegal things so now I’m thinking...

Black Hat with an actual black market or even better they named the black market after him!!!

Flug: S-Sir, the black marke-.

Black Hat: The ‘ME’ Market, Dr. Flug

Flug: Ye-yes Sir, the ‘You’ Market have doubles their profits this quarter. We also managed to get the cure for cancer...

Black Hat: DESTROY IT