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solllllux:

shoutout to everyone who will be misgendered this christmas and cant say anything About it, i love you all so much, say safe. merry christmas to all of you.

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Disclaimer: I know some asexuals have and enjoy sex. The “sex? No thanks!” won’t apply to every asexual of course.

Cleaning the oceans one step at a time

Two Australians created this container that collects plastic, paper, oil, fuel and detergent floating in the ocean. They want to implement it the middle of next year to clean up the sea worldwide. It seems a great idea. The only “but” as always is money, so they are raising funds to get to their goal. You can see their project and donations here.

Wanted: other asexuals to join my new crime-fighting squad. Our slogan is “too bad I have an ace up my sleeve… or several,” and you all gotta emerge dramatically from the shadows every time I say it. Now accepting applications.

attention @ everyone who cares about animals!!!!!!!!!!

tl;dr: do NOT buy this brand of flea medicine. always do research before buying any kind of medication for your animals.

my boyfriend bought this at petsmart for our cat and when we put it on her, she started licking it bc i guess i accidentally placed it too low and he got worried so we’ve been on google to find out if it’ll harm her. we found some scary stuff.

it doesn’t happen to every cat that this product is used on, but there are reports of this product seriously hurting cats. it burns their skin and can be very painful. the screenshots above are reviews from amazon for the one in the blue box. the one we used is the one in the purple box.

some cats had reactions right away while others took a few hours. we put this on our cat about an hour ago (washed it off of her soon after) and she seems fine but we’re so worried about what could happen. even if nothing happens, this is a chance we never would had taken if we’d known.

ALWAYS RESEARCH BEFOREHAND. i can’t believe petsmart has this on their shelves after everything people have said about it. please spread the word by sharing this post! protect ur pets. a simple google search could have stopped all these cats from getting hurt.

When You Mess Up So Badly…

The teacher nopes out of helping out. I flipped up so badly trying to create a square with a slanted plane on Inventor that Sanders looked at it, turned around, and walked away.

Sexualities at the Mall

Straight: stays on the first floor

Gay: stays on the second floor

Bisexual: sometimes on the first floor and sometimes the second

Pan: zipping up and down the escalators

Ace/Aro: waiting in the car

the common ace

Ace: *stares into distance*

Ace: haha, I love using ace to describe things

Ace: *continues staring into distance*

“Gays can’t raise kids, they need a male and female parent!”

“You can’t have a good relationship without sex!”

Timon and Pumbaa, two males, both raised Simba in a completely platonic, friendly relationship and he turned out damn good so fuck that.