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1 year ago

What she says: I'm fine.

What she means: Not giving Sakura the wood release was such a wasted opportunity, both narratively and thematically. All of Sakura's primary motifs are based off of plants, her main teacher is Hashirama's only living descendant, and her teammates already emulate the two other people involved in the Battle of the End (Mito and Naruto are both Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi, and Sasuke and Madara both possess the Mangekyou Sharingan). Her inclusion in the second Battle of the End would strengthen the plot by introducing rule of three to create a more complex narrative than just two souls pitting against each other, and carry the theme of generational parallels further than Team 7's apprenticeships with the Sannin.

kristhepineappleking-blog
1 year ago

hi sakura should’ve had wood style + sage mode like hashirama heres why

she’s never seen using them yet her canon nature types are earth and water (the two elements needed for wood style) 

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yamato, the only other living wood style user, was literally her captain and could’ve trained her like naruto - and as a wood style user she could’ve trained with naruto by controlling kurama instead of sitting around with sai and watching

she’s the student and successor of tsunade (hashirama’s granddaughter) and surpassed even tsunade’s byakugou - as in, the closest jutsu to hashirama’s regeneration

from the beginning her character and narrative have heavily involved nature and growth (even down to her name - literally “spring field of cherry blossoms” - and color design - green + floral pinks)

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she has a much higher focus / concentration and learning speed than naruto, who reached sage mode! she should be able to just as well!

sage mode is already taught by both the toads and snakes, so narratively the slugs should be able to teach it too - and sakura already has an established summoning ability and connection with katsuyu

just a little thing, but sakura’s clasped hands shown repeatedly in openings and endings could’ve grown from a passive gesture to one of strength - the snake hand sign iconic to wood style

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not to be cheesy but let sakura go from a bud to a flower to a fucking Tree

kristhepineappleking-blog
2 years ago

I just saw the most Galaxy Brain gender take ever, from a cis man on reddit

I Just Saw The Most Galaxy Brain Gender Take Ever, From A Cis Man On Reddit

[ID: a screenshot of a comment from reddit, with no username visible. The commend reads: This doesn’t make a ton of sense to me either. Setting aside the question of whether gender/sex is assigned or observed at birth, the gender I was assigned at birth was ‘boy.’ The gender I have now is ‘man’. Boys and men have different gender roles, and few adults identify as boys anymore. From this standpoint, every adult has a different gender than the one they had at birth. End ID]

Framing “girl” and “boy” as separate genders from “woman” and “man” is such an amazing take. it’s a framework that accommodates and explains so many trans experiences. Some trans people never were their AGAB. Some feel like they were their AGAB, but that that changed (usually when puberty hits, which is when you start “becoming a man/woman”. The accepted societal path is that girls grow up to into women, and boys grow up into men. But some girls grow up into men, and some boys grow up into women. This guy was a boy who grew up into a man, which generally works out pretty well for people. Some boys and girls grow up into people who aren’t men or women, even! It’s like this random cis guy skipped right over transgender 101, 102, 201, etc. and stumbled directly into Transgender Nirvana.

kristhepineappleking-blog
2 years ago

yes it's cool when unrequited love isn't treated as this huge tragedy and people can still be friends or accept it and move on but i do love the fucked up dynamic you get when someone is so utterly obsessed with someone else that they beg and plead with them just to be allowed to devote themselves to them like a dog even if they get nothing in return for it. when the love is completely one sided but it isn't any less intense for it.

kristhepineappleking-blog
8 years ago

Don’t forget about… The ones who are questioning. The ones who are called attention seekers. The ones who are suicidal. The ones who are ‘sent to therapy’. The ones who are abused The ones who are about to go through hell. The ones who are going through hell. The ones who have been through hell. The ones who are all alone.  The ones who can’t seem to catch a break. The ones who can’t transition. The ones who aren’t accepted. The ones who feel hopeless. The ones who think they are broken. The ones who are lost. The ones who don’t know where to turn. Don’t forget about the closet. We were all there once. Some people may find it too much for them. We are survivors and we need to help those who will become survivors too. If you are in the closet know you aren’t alone. If you came out too soon or are in a harmful environment you are not alone. We love you. We want the best for you. We wish that one day you will join us. You’re just as valid and beautiful. Stay strong. 

kristhepineappleking-blog
8 years ago

Reminder to all aces and aros that your relationship status doesn’t define your orientation! You can be single, in a relationship, or married, and still ace or aro (or both!). Don’t let people invalidate you because of their flawed perception of you.

kristhepineappleking-blog
8 years ago

When I’m sad I look at a pineapple. 

kristhepineappleking-blog
8 years ago

Invisibility is Not a Privilege.

Invisibility means every person you come out to requires a vocabulary lesson.

Invisibility means the very nature of your identity is up for debate.

Invisibility means years feeling alone, broken, and unnatural.

Invisibility means you might not even consider the possibility that you’re anything but what society says you can be.

Invisibility means you have to find out about your own identity from strangers in small, distant corners of the internet.

Invisibility means being taught in school that your orientation makes you inhuman.

Invisibility means being told by educated professionals that your orientation is pathological, a mental illness, and Must Be Fixed.

Invisibility means taking an extra year to convince yourself that your orientation could even exist before you even beginning to accept yourself as what you are.

Invisibility means coming up with an arsenal of excuses for your lack of Normality, an army of justifications for living a life that makes you just a little more comfortable.

Invisibility means “acceptance” comes at the price of breaking up and stuffing away the things that make you you, and struggling to force yourself into a hole that doesn’t fit.

Invisibility means forcing yourself into relationships and acts that you don’t want because the alternative is taboo.

Invisibility means you can never really tell them who you are.

Invisibility means you can’t even feel pride in your community half the time, because the world is intent on destroying what little of a community there is.

Invisibility means facing a world of people who would have you bow your head and let them rewrite your identity for you; who demand your complacence while they redefine the things that make you who you are.

Invisibility means your suffering doesn’t even matter to those supposedly fighting to End All Suffering.

Invisibility means shame.

Invisibility means denial.

Invisibility means loneliness.

Invisibility is not a privilege.

kristhepineappleking-blog
8 years ago

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8 years ago
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8 years ago
When You Have To Remind Your Boyfriend He’s Equally Stupid Too 
When You Have To Remind Your Boyfriend He’s Equally Stupid Too 
When You Have To Remind Your Boyfriend He’s Equally Stupid Too 

When you have to remind your boyfriend he’s equally stupid too 

Haikyuu!! OVA 2

kristhepineappleking-blog
8 years ago

as The Annoying Friend™, i apologize in advance for trying to start conversations with you and ruining your whole day by forcing you to take pity and interact with my shit self

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8 years ago
Here We Go: GayWrites Pride Tees And Tanks Are Available For ONE WEEK ONLY!
Here We Go: GayWrites Pride Tees And Tanks Are Available For ONE WEEK ONLY!

Here we go: GayWrites Pride tees and tanks are available for ONE WEEK ONLY!

Buy yours here for $15 each. 

Each style will go into production ONLY if 30 are sold! They’ll arrive in early June, just in time for most Pride celebrations.

Reserve yours from now until May 24! 

kristhepineappleking-blog
8 years ago

the worst thing you can say to someone is ‘you’re too sensitive’ because that’s basically saying ‘you feel things more deeply and fully than I do and this inconveniences me because now I have to be more mindful of my own actions’ 

you’re not too sensitive, the world is just callous and stubborn. sensitivity doesn’t make you weak and callousness doesn’t make you strong. 

kristhepineappleking-blog
9 years ago
GIVEAWAY Hey Guys! This Past Christmas I Received Two Of These Bb-8 App Enabled Droids So Since I Don’t
GIVEAWAY Hey Guys! This Past Christmas I Received Two Of These Bb-8 App Enabled Droids So Since I Don’t
GIVEAWAY Hey Guys! This Past Christmas I Received Two Of These Bb-8 App Enabled Droids So Since I Don’t

GIVEAWAY Hey guys! This past Christmas I received two of these bb-8 app enabled droids so since I don’t have use for one of these I decided to give it to one of you! This giveaway is for one brand new BB-8 App Enabled Droid. I will be choosing a winner February 18, a month from now and two runner ups to receive a POP! Funko BB-8. All you have to do is reblog this post for one entry and follow me to be eligible. Love you all and good luck:)

kristhepineappleking-blog
9 years ago

My pronouns are more than words. They are ideas. They reflect my gender, my being, my essence. And when you use the wrong one, when you say “she” and not “they,” you’re acknowledging that you don’t see what I want you to see when you look at me

Meg Zulch, I Switched To Gender-Neutral Pronouns And This Is What I Learned, Bustle (via neutrois)

kristhepineappleking-blog
9 years ago

People with good parents get so offended when abused children speak negatively of their parents. Like…REALLY offended lol.

They say things like “Your mom would do anything for you” and “Your parents sacrificed a lot for you!” and “I don’t respect anyone who talks down on their parents.”

But just because YOUR parents would do anything for you and sacrificed a lot for you doesn’t mean it applies to all parents. We don’t have the same experience boo. You can’t tell me shit about what my mama would do for me. All moms and dads are not created equal.

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9 years ago
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9 years ago
Truly Inspiring

Truly inspiring

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9 years ago
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9 years ago
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9 years ago
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Teen Found Dead In Police Custody; Police Won’t Give Family Any Details

16 year old Gynnya McMillen was found dead early Monday morning at a juvenile detention center near Elizabethtown, according to the Kentucky Justice Cabinet. A spokesperson told WDRB she couldn’t give any details, except that it happened early Monday morning, Jan. 11.

According to the Justice and Public Safety Cabinet’s statement, the girl was found unresponsive. Officials did not say where she was found and her autopsy reads that she has “no cause of death,” leaving a lot of people asking questions like how a completely healthy teenage girl was found dead without any cause?

McMillens sister took to Facebook asking that her sister’s death not be ignored. She wrote:

“I’m asking that everyone repost and share my sisters story on your pages and in any groups that will help us get it out there. My 16yr old sister died in custody of a detention center but they’re not giving out any info on how she was found and they’re saying her autopsy shows no cause of death. The news channels only played her story one time. We want justice and Kentucky isn’t giving it to us! Thanks for all the prayers and help. Gynnya McMillen”

The family of the victim is saying police won’t give them any information and not a single media source is covering this story.

Police in the area are said to be “investigating the death.” Which we all know what that means…

#StayWoke

kristhepineappleking-blog
9 years ago

#asexual #Asexuality #AsexualProblems #asexualpride

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9 years ago

friendly reminder for aces and aros

you do not ever have to understand your experiences with attraction

you do not have to label your attraction if it isn’t helpful for you

you do not have to use the split attraction model if it isn’t helpful for you

it’s okay if multiple orientations fit your experience

ex: demiromantic, quoiromantic, and biromantic

it’s okay if there’s no named orientation that describes your experience

you’re still valid

it’s okay to have a complex identity or mix and match terms to fit your experience

you are not obligated to come out if you don’t want to.

it’s not dishonest, and you are perfectly justified in doing so, whatever your reason(s) may be

it’s okay if there comes a day where you no longer identify as ace and/or aro

it doesn’t have to mean it was a phase or that you grew out of it

it doesn’t mean that what you felt at the time wasn’t valid

kristhepineappleking-blog
9 years ago
Im So Ready

im so ready

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9 years ago

Reblog if Connie Maheswaran would make a better president than Donald Trump.

Reblog If Connie Maheswaran Would Make A Better President Than Donald Trump.
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9 years ago

The people who love you Really Do love you. Your friends don’t secretly hate you. You matter to people. You are loved. Learn to believe it even if you think it isn’t true.

kristhepineappleking-blog
9 years ago

just a friendly reminder that:

there are aromantics that don’t like romance

there are aromantics that physically cannot handle romance

there are aromantics that suffer a toll on their mental health as a result of being romance repulsed

there are aromantics that genuinely feel bad about themselves because they’re romance repulsed

there are aromantics that hate romance but at the same time wish they could feel it

there are aromantics that seriously suffer from their romance repulsion, because society constantly reminds them that they need to not only feel romantic attraction, but that they have to like romance because if not they’re “not human”

romance repulsed aromantics get put down all the time, but they deserve so much more than that. they are beautiful. they are strong. they are worthy. they are amazing.

please remember that not liking romance is okay. you are okay. anyone who says otherwise can go fuck their self. be proud of who you are.

kristhepineappleking-blog
9 years ago
This Is My Favorite Leap Year Quote. 

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

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