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What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

Wouldn’t You LOVE To Have A Full Book Of Gorgeous Ace Art?

Wouldn’t you LOVE to have a full book of gorgeous ace art?

“What You See”, the first project by Creative Aces ( @creative-aces ) is a collection of art featuring ace themes created by ace artists. 

It is the first art book of its kind and features 38 full color pages brought to you by artists of the asexual community. The collection is all about pride, big and small, heartfelt and sometimes down right adorable.

Want your copy of this book? It’s available for sale on Amazon now!

Since it seems to be the cool hip thing for allos to hate aros and/or aces and exclude them from the community we belong in, I just want you to know that when you say we “haven’t suffered enough”, you’re telling all asexuals that have faced “corrective” rape that they haven’t suffered

You’re telling that to all asexuals who are told every fucking day that they’ll change their mind someday

You’re telling that to every aromantic kid who had panic attacks when faced with romantic situation and thought it was something that everyone felt because our problems are never spoken of

You’re telling that to every aromantic that grows up in an amatonormatic culture and can’t relate to a bit of it

You’re telling that to every asexual or aromantic who thinks they’re broken and need to be fixed for something that they can’t help

You’re telling that to every asexual or aromantic that doesn’t even realize that their orientation exists because people talk about straight, gay, bi, anything, but theirs doesn’t even exist to others

You’re telling that to every asexual who is called childish and innocent just because of their sexuality

You’re telling that to every aromantic who is called a robot and heartless and cold

You’re telling that to every aroace who watches people cheer when a same-gender couple is in the media and is thinking “well, where am I? When do I get representation?”

You’re telling that to every aroace who only gets representation in robots and villians

You’re telling that to every aromantic or asexual who tries to headcanon a character to fit them that is shot down by people of every sexuality because look! That character looked at someone else once! They can’t possible be like you, you. can’t. have. them.

You’re telling that to every aromantic or asexual who tries to stick up for themselves and is shot down with laughter

You’re telling that to every asexual whose parents don’t believe them, whose friends don’t believe them, to every ace that has no one and tries to find some support in the LGBT+ community and are immediately laughed at and kicked out

You’re telling that to me, and every other person in the aromantic or asexual community full of anxiety and self doubt that wants to cry and throw up at every arophobic or acephobic post they see

Just think about that next time. Okay? Please.

Reblog if you’re asexual, bisexual, demisexual, pansexual, homosexual, bigender, agender, transgender, or just really like fall out boy.

JFUSOJCHSKVIWUIWHJOWBSLA NEED

JFUSOJCHSKVIWUIWHJOWBSLA NEED

some asexuals know they’re asexual from day one

some asexuals don’t realize they’re asexual until after they’ve had sex

either way, they’re sexuality is valid, and you need to respect them.

they are NOT just “not ready for sex”

they have NOT just “not had sex the right way”

they’re sexuality is valid, whether or not you think it is. Respect it.

You are not missing any part of you. You are a complete, whole person. Wether you want romantic love or not, your worth is not defined by it.

AoT/SnK Jacksepticeye! My Friend Made This A Few Days Ago.

AoT/SnK Jacksepticeye! My friend made this a few days ago.


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treat yourself like you would treat your favorite character

THIS IS THE BEST VINE I’VE SEEN

There Needs To Be More Representation For Us Pre-op Trans Folks. 💗James

there needs to be more representation for us pre-op trans folks. 💗James

non-binary ppl are valid, pass it on

some cis girl: men don’t know what it’s like to have periods! uteruses before duderuses! 

me: 

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The worst part about anxiety disorders is that even though you know how irrational and stupid your fear is, you can’t help panicking.

for 2016 can we stop hating on the ace and aro communities for “not being queer enough” please and thank you

person: are you gay? me: no person: so you’re straight me: nope person: then what are you??? me: ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent concentrated pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

for today’s episode on how fucked up our world is: women have a completely different section for plus sizes with completely different clothes and very small variety, but men have all their sizes in the same section, without classifying it “plus sized”. 

Star Wars Text Posts [part One]
Star Wars Text Posts [part One]
Star Wars Text Posts [part One]
Star Wars Text Posts [part One]
Star Wars Text Posts [part One]
Star Wars Text Posts [part One]
Star Wars Text Posts [part One]
Star Wars Text Posts [part One]
Star Wars Text Posts [part One]
Star Wars Text Posts [part One]

Star Wars text posts [part one]

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SO LITTLE PEOPLE HAVE DEAN AND SEAMUS AS THEIR OTP? I MEAN SERIOUSLY THEY’RE NEVER APART EVER

Pan Ace Flag

pan ace flag

I love Star Wars. I know I would love it even more if he is and ended up with Finn. Diversity is fun.

Me @Disney: 

Me @Disney: 

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Me @Disney: 

Me @Disney: 

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the struggles of being a closet ace

girl: omg look at this pic *picture of a shirtless boy* mmmm so hOT

me: ??????

girl:

me: ¿

girl:

me: *sweats nervously* uhh yeah very aesthetically pleasing to the eye of the beholder

me: wait what

brain: you aced it

it might seem like my whole life revolves around fictional characters but yes it does

NOW THIS IS A FUCKING LIGHTSABER FIGHT
NOW THIS IS A FUCKING LIGHTSABER FIGHT
NOW THIS IS A FUCKING LIGHTSABER FIGHT
NOW THIS IS A FUCKING LIGHTSABER FIGHT

NOW THIS IS A FUCKING LIGHTSABER FIGHT

10 Tips to Reduce Intramuscular Testosterone Injection Pain

10 Tips To Reduce Intramuscular Testosterone Injection Pain

1. Find injection sites that work for you (“sweet spots”) and rotate them. The deltoid (arm), vastus lateralis (thigh), and ventrogluteal (hip/butt) muscles are acceptable sites for IM injections. The common dorsogluteal injection site is no longer recommended. (Doing T shots in your butt? Read this.)

2. Choose your gear wisely. Use a needle that is long enough to penetrate deep into the muscle. Use a larger gauge needle for drawing up, then switch to a smaller gauge needle to inject.

3. Shorten your cycle. If you’re injecting every 14 days, you might try moving to a 7 day cycle to see if injecting the smaller volume helps minimize pain.

4. Re-visit your injection technique. Air-lock or Z-track? Are you injecting straight in or does the trajectory of the needle shift during injection? Fast or slow? Small tweaks to your technique might provide big wins in reducing post-injection pain.

5. Warm up and relax. Have a hot shower or bath before your injection to warm up the injection site. While injecting, keep the muscle relaxed (and unflexed.)

6. Warm up your T. too! Hold the vial in a closed fist for a couple of minutes, run it under hot water or place it on a baseboard heater for a minute to warm the T. to room temperature or a little higher. Warm oil in a warm muscle will produce less pain than cold oil in a cold muscle!

7. After sterilizing the injection site with alcohol, let the skin dry. Penetrating the skin with the needle before the alcohol has evaporated can cause a stinging pain sensation.

8. Apply manual pressure to the injection site for 10 seconds before your injection. Be sure to maintain sterility!

9. After your injection, reduce pain and swelling by applying topical Arnica gel or cream, and then ice the injection site.

10. Some people swear by it, so massage the site after injection if you think it helps!

Excerpt from 10 Ways to Make Intramuscular Testosterone Injections Less Painful: A review of scientific studies sets the record straight on minimizing post-injection pain from IM injections.

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