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you don’t need a deep voice to be a boy
you don’t need a deep voice to be a boy
you don’t need a deep voice to be a boy
Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.
I REACHED 5,000 FOLLOWERS! I still can’t believe so many wonderful people follows me! ;; Am I really that worthy? Gosh you guys!! <3
To celebrate such an amazing number, i’m doing the first giveaway ever!
How to participate?
It’s super easy! First you have to be following me of course. And then you just have to reblog!
You can reblog as many times as you want, but NO giveaway blogs can reblog this and please, do not spam the other blogs you follow with reblogging this a lot of times. You will be out of the giveaway if you do.
This giveaway ends the 7th of January! After that day, i’ll announce the winner.
The winner will be able to get a free drawing of whatever they want, under some rules i’ll only tell the winner.
Thank you so much and I wish you all luck!
you may not hear this enough, but
your feelings matter
your voice matters
your story matters
your life matters
you are important and you matter
quiet kid in class: *says a word*
some asshole: omg!!!! yoU CAn TALK???!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?
Facebook: http://facebook.com/asexyhumorlol
Disclaimer: I know some asexuals have and enjoy sex. The “sex? No thanks!” won’t apply to every asexual of course.
I do commissions, mostly surreal and sky, water, space, and landscape.
I made these with @picsart for @kristhepineappleking.
I drew a Rabbitsaurus Rex! His name his Rolly!
*War Flashbacks*
The question is not whether I want it but whether the village is ready for it
Just a reminder that Kakashi once procrastinated on important Shinobi paperwork because he stayed up all night reading smut twice.
https://vine.co/v/ibgUqv1Y2XA/embed/simple
aaaAAAOOoooOOOo..
can you be asexual if you watch porn?
Yes.
It’s an experiment.
I’ve written two books with such a protagonist. Pantomime, which just made a top ten title for the 2014 ALA Rainbow list, and the just-released sequel, Shadowplay. The first one is set in a circus and the second on a magician’s stage.
You don’t have to reblog to say you’d read MY books (though that’d be nice and part of the hope of this post is that it’ll spread awareness that my books are out there), just that you WOULD read one.
predictions for the rest of this trilogy:
rey is going to loose her right hand next movie. ani lost a hand his second movie, luke lost his, if rey is going to be the main character shes gotta loose a hand i dont make the rules
luke is going to die on tatooine. why? bc “youre going to die here, you know” is exactly the kind of bullshit i would pull and it would just be perfect
kylo ren is going to a) redeem himself and turn to the light or b) die trying
supreme leader snoke is going to be revealed to be a tiny space worm who was just compensating
finn is gonna kill phasma. or maybe hes going to try but he hesitates and poe kills her for him.
“You can’t eat all that!”
watch me.
Being non-dysphoric does not make you less trans.
Choosing not to undergo hormone treatment does not make you less trans.
Opting out of top/bottom surgery does not make you less trans.
Liking traditionally feminine/masculine things does not make you less trans.
Choosing not to come out publicly for personal/safety reasons does not make you less trans.
Sick of gatekeeping in the trans community. Your identity is valid. No matter what.
雪音 by 咔叽咦柒咖
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So, should I just not leave the movie theaters?
Grey-asexuals are pretty cool
I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.
And I mean that.
good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair
So, I may be the only one thinking this, but sometimes I think AoT/SnK is a scary, intense, traumatizing, version of the BFG, Big Friendly Giant. Has anyone else read it? Anyone agree with me or am I overthinking and letting my imagination run wild like usual? :)
Me on a date: so do you ship miguel and tulio?
Date: um no? There is no chemistry and tulio loves chel
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry I have to leave immediatley
(317) Trans man 2p! America means so much to me tbh
Suggested by: @rutilantvdiscarnate
Art source:(x)
not talking down to bisexual people when they talk about their own experiences