*War Flashbacks*
The question is not whether I want it but whether the village is ready for it
support sex repulsed aces support sex positive aces support sex neutral aces support sex negative aces support sex indifferent aces support sex favorable aces support aces who are ace because they’ve been abused support aces who’ve never been abused in their lives support aces who love chicken nuggets and dinosaurs support aces who don’t fit ace stereotypes support alloromantic aces support aromantic aces support aces who aren’t comfortable with their orientation support aces who couldn’t be more proud of being ace support neurodivergent aces support cold and detached aces support flirty aces support disabled aces support aces who have sex support aces who don’t have sex support trans aces support cis aces support aces who are constantly hated for who they are support aces who are surrounded by loving and accepting people support nonbinary aces support ace people of color support aces who are told they don’t exist support aces who are told that it’s just a phase
SUPPORT ALL ACES
Facebook: http://facebook.com/asexyhumorlol
Disclaimer: I know some asexuals have and enjoy sex. The “sex? No thanks!” won’t apply to every asexual of course.
WHY DO
SO LITTLE PEOPLE HAVE DEAN AND SEAMUS AS THEIR OTP? I MEAN SERIOUSLY THEY’RE NEVER APART EVER
19% of trans people have been refused healthcare because of their gender identity. 50% of trans people have had to teach their doctors about trans-related medical care. 28% of trans people have been harassed in medical settings. This app is desperately needed. Follow them at mytranshealth.
Heterosexual: I like chocolate ice cream
Homosexual: I like vanilla ice cream
Bisexual: I like chocolate and vanilla and strawberry and mint and pistachio and…
Pansexual: I don't give a fuck what flavor it is, just gimme some ice cream
Asexual: I'm lactose intolerant
Asexual (with a sex drive): I mean that's some nice looking ice cream but it's not worth it if my tummy's gonna hurt for a week
Asexual (sex repulsed): Get that ice cream the fuck away from me
Asexual (sex averse): I mean you were really thoughtful to get me this ice cream and I can tell it means a lot to you so I'll have a little bit and I won't hate it
Demisexual: Ice cream was an acquired taste for me
Grey-ace: I don't usually go for ice cream but damn that is a nice pint
My amazing friend Haley made this for me! Merry “Kris"mas!
person: are you gay? me: no person: so you’re straight me: nope person: then what are you??? me: ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent concentrated pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name
i love it when ppl say ‘i swing both ways’ to refer to being bisexual bc then i picture pansexuals spinning uncontrollably and screaming.
Me: *looks at pastries in a glass case and smiles* This defines my sexuality.
Baker: ...what?
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