Some Sexual Orientations Explained With Ice Cream

Some Sexual Orientations Explained with Ice Cream

Heterosexual: I like chocolate ice cream

Homosexual: I like vanilla ice cream

Bisexual: I like chocolate and vanilla and strawberry and mint and pistachio and…

Pansexual: I don't give a fuck what flavor it is, just gimme some ice cream

Asexual: I'm lactose intolerant

Asexual (with a sex drive): I mean that's some nice looking ice cream but it's not worth it if my tummy's gonna hurt for a week

Asexual (sex repulsed): Get that ice cream the fuck away from me

Asexual (sex averse): I mean you were really thoughtful to get me this ice cream and I can tell it means a lot to you so I'll have a little bit and I won't hate it

Demisexual: Ice cream was an acquired taste for me

Grey-ace: I don't usually go for ice cream but damn that is a nice pint

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Hello, I need some advice. I am a transmale. I didn't want to come out to everyone but I was outed and now everybody knows. Due to this I have been getting bullied by my peers at school and being told that my identity isn't valid since after my mom found out she has been forcing me to wear more traditionally feminine clothing. What can I do? What should I do?

about the bullying: depending on where you live, there might be laws protecting you from bullying based on gender. if you find one, print it out. show it to the principal. if there are no laws protecting you from harassment based on your gender, talk to a trusted teacher. they might be able to help you.

about your mom: if it’s safe to do so, talk with her. explain to her what’s happening. if she truly cares for you, she’ll do her best to help you with the bullies and try to make you feel more comfortable instead of forcing you into clothes that you don’t want to wear. unfortunately, if you’re under a certain age (i don’t know what this age is where you live but it’s generally around 18) your mom is allowed to take away resources from you such as internet, food, education, and even housing. make a plan of action before talking to her. make sure you have a place to stay (a friend or a relative’s, maybe) should you be kicked out of the house. there’s lots of resources for homelessness if you do end up on the streets, and if you search lgbt youth centers you might be able to find one near you that will offer food, showers, and a play to sleep.

sending positive vibes out to you - good luck xx

- mod ashton

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There’s now a kids’ book about a transgender princess

The Royal Heart tells the story of Lyric, a child who is assigned male at birth but grows uncomfortable with that identity and eventually, via a little magic, is able to become the person she feels she is — a princess. Author Greg McGoon spoke to Mic about why he chose to write fairy tales, how he came to create  Lyric and what the moral of this story is.

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some cis girl: men don’t know what it’s like to have periods! uteruses before duderuses! 

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