Me On A Date: So Do You Ship Miguel And Tulio?

I love Star Wars. I know I would love it even more if he is and ended up with Finn. Diversity is fun.

Me @Disney: 

GIVEAWAY Hey guys! This past Christmas I received two of these bb-8 app enabled droids so since I don’t have use for one of these I decided to give it to one of you! This giveaway is for one brand new BB-8 App Enabled Droid. I will be choosing a winner February 18, a month from now and two runner ups to receive a POP! Funko BB-8. All you have to do is reblog this post for one entry and follow me to be eligible. Love you all and good luck:)

Here we go: GayWrites Pride tees and tanks are available for ONE WEEK ONLY!

Buy yours here for $15 each. 

Each style will go into production ONLY if 30 are sold! They’ll arrive in early June, just in time for most Pride celebrations.

Reserve yours from now until May 24! 

*ace people laughing in the distance*

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

Me @Disney: 

I find this incredibly amusing.

How people treat sexual orientation, as explained with furniture.

Heterosexuality is a couch. Nobody even bats an eye if you keep it in the living room for everyone to see–it’s simply expected. I mean, where the hell else would you keep it? Hidden in a bedroom? No, that would be weird.

Homosexuality is a bed. Having a bed in a public room is considered weird and gross–you’re expected to keep it in private bedroom you close the door to before anyone else comes over. Because even though there are a million and one things someone can do sitting on a bed that aren’t sexual (and plenty of ways to have sex on a couch), the first and foremost thing anyone associates beds with is sex.

Bisexuality is a Western-style futon. Sometimes it functions like a couch, sometimes it functions like a bed, but whichever position it’s in at the moment, it’s still a goddamn futon. People who want to use it as a couch give you shit for not having a real couch; people who want to use it as a bed give you shit for not having a real bed. It’s acceptable in your living room, but only if you make extra certain to put it in couch position and hide the sheets before company comes over. Otherwise, you’d better hide it in a guest room.

Asexuality is a table. No matter how many times you tell people it’s not meant to be sat on, dickheads with no manners will try to park their nasty asses on it anyway.

as The Annoying Friend™, i apologize in advance for trying to start conversations with you and ruining your whole day by forcing you to take pity and interact with my shit self

some cis girl: men don’t know what it’s like to have periods! uteruses before duderuses! 

me: