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me: so what's romantic attraction even like

alloromantic: well you see the person you like and you get butterflies in your stomach--

me: free them

alloromantic: what?

me: FREE THEM.

alloromantic: free WHAT?

me: (pounds my fists on the table) FREE THE BUTTERFLIES. FREE THE BUTTERFLIES. FREE THE-

So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius Warrington had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?

Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isn’t a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but it’s a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.

Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things like “NO!” or, “We can’t have a Slytherin champion!” or demanding a retry. But he’s a Slytherin- he’s been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.

Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesn’t really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time he’s also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.

Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins don’t forget those who helped them out).

Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.

Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesn’t care what house they’re form, a spare is a spare.

Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.

Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shouting “This is for Cassius!”

join me in the pillow fort of UNFATHOMABLE DREAD

I started this last week and am happy to say that I finished it today!! Please don’t edit it. Thank you. :)

History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less

The #GirlLove Challenge

This is even funnier than gal pal

We just bought a cute sofa from an antique shop, while being very obviously a couple and looking like a butch/femme salt and pepper shaker set, and the shop owner wanted to know how long we’d been, and I quote, “hanging out.”

My Ideal Ace Relationship

Two Words:

Ace. Commune.

Some Sexual Orientations Explained with Ice Cream

Heterosexual: I like chocolate ice cream

Homosexual: I like vanilla ice cream

Bisexual: I like chocolate and vanilla and strawberry and mint and pistachio and…

Pansexual: I don't give a fuck what flavor it is, just gimme some ice cream

Asexual: I'm lactose intolerant

Asexual (with a sex drive): I mean that's some nice looking ice cream but it's not worth it if my tummy's gonna hurt for a week

Asexual (sex repulsed): Get that ice cream the fuck away from me

Asexual (sex averse): I mean you were really thoughtful to get me this ice cream and I can tell it means a lot to you so I'll have a little bit and I won't hate it

Demisexual: Ice cream was an acquired taste for me

Grey-ace: I don't usually go for ice cream but damn that is a nice pint

People like to identify with labels because it makes it easier to find terminology to explain what we’re experiencing, and it opens us up to a world where we’re not the only ones who feel this way. It’s not a way to be special, it’s a way to understand and belong.

Door vs Wall

(Based on this post)

Heterosexual: Door swings one way

Homosexual: Door swings the other way

Bisexual: Door swings both ways

Pansexual: Revolving door

Demisexual: Door is locked

Asexual: Door is actually a wall

So, have you opened your door yet?

Actually, I don’t have a door. I have a wall.

Have you tried giving it a push?

A push? It’s a wall. Pushing on a wall won’t do anything.

I’m sure your door will open once you’ve found the right key.

Walls don’t have locks…

Although maybe you should call a locksmith just to make sure everything is, you know, okay.

Nothing you are saying makes any sense. It’s a WALL.

Maybe yours is actually a pull door. And it’s okay, you know, if your door opens the other way. I’m sure you’ll feel better once you admit it to yourself.

Do you not understand what a wall is?

Did your fingers get caught in the door when you were younger? Because you shouldn’t let a trauma like that stop you from opening your door now.

No my fingers did not get caught when I was younger because IT’S A WALL AND NOT A DOOR.

You know, I don’t mind helping you with your door ;)

… I’m just going to go over here now…with my wall… yeah…. 

Hi, in case you didn’t know, it is Ace Day! So in celebration, I made a Jedi with the asexual flag colors. So I guess I will say a few things about me for now.

I am Gray-Asexual, which means I rarely experience sexual attraction. I am Biromantic (bisexual too when I do feel attraction), which means that I can fall in love with and desire to date members of either sex. I am sex repulsed, which for me means that ideas of me having sex or other people having sex make me sick/bother me immensely.

Well that is it for this post. I will post another one for Ace Day later.

i wish u clear skin and happiness

“Don we now our gay apparel” *puts on my ace pride sweater*

I’m going to come out as bisexual to my homophobic parents on 1st January 2016, please reblog this and I will put your URL in a notebook and give it to them to show that people support me x

to asexual boys:

it’s ok that you don’t feel sexually attracted to girls or boys

it doesn’t make you any less of a man

it’s ok if you’re a virgin

it’s ok if you want to stay a virgin

it’s ok

ur great

pretty easy.

“just educate them! they won’t stop being transphobic if you don’t!”

is that before or after they assault me and possibly kill me

Is it a coincidence that “ace” means both “asexual” and “totally cool” I think not

My senior quote

Worst situation ever!

I find this incredibly amusing.

Time Lords are all non binary, so there are no gendered pronouns in Gallifrey. The only reason we hear he/him pronouns used for the Doctor, for example, is because the TARDIS translates it to something his companions are more familiar with. 

Is there a word for aces to use in place of "horny"? Like instead of wanting to engage in coitus, it means wanting to engage in cuddles? Cause I need that word!

omg yes!!! we need this word immediately

- Alec

Me: *looks at pastries in a glass case and smiles* This defines my sexuality.

Baker: ...what?

if you’re spending the next few days with family who doesn’t support you or puts you down, remember that you are an incredible person worthy of love and appreciation. 

Coming soon: MyTransHealth, an app connecting trans people to knowledgeable, reliable and affordable healthcare providers. 

19% of trans people have been refused healthcare because of their gender identity. 50% of trans people have had to teach their doctors about trans-related medical care. 28% of trans people have been harassed in medical settings. This app is desperately needed. Follow them at mytranshealth. 

im about as straight as a pugs tail