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Me: *looks at pastries in a glass case and smiles* This defines my sexuality.

Baker: ...what?

im about as straight as a pugs tail

Reblog if you’re asexual, bisexual, demisexual, pansexual, homosexual, bigender, agender, transgender, or just really like fall out boy.

The people who love you Really Do love you. Your friends don’t secretly hate you. You matter to people. You are loved. Learn to believe it even if you think it isn’t true.

“just educate them! they won’t stop being transphobic if you don’t!”

is that before or after they assault me and possibly kill me

I made a shitty pun

for today’s episode on how fucked up our world is: women have a completely different section for plus sizes with completely different clothes and very small variety, but men have all their sizes in the same section, without classifying it “plus sized”. 

to asexual boys:

it’s ok that you don’t feel sexually attracted to girls or boys

it doesn’t make you any less of a man

it’s ok if you’re a virgin

it’s ok if you want to stay a virgin

it’s ok

ur great

Door vs Wall

(Based on this post)

Heterosexual: Door swings one way

Homosexual: Door swings the other way

Bisexual: Door swings both ways

Pansexual: Revolving door

Demisexual: Door is locked

Asexual: Door is actually a wall

So, have you opened your door yet?

Actually, I don’t have a door. I have a wall.

Have you tried giving it a push?

A push? It’s a wall. Pushing on a wall won’t do anything.

I’m sure your door will open once you’ve found the right key.

Walls don’t have locks…

Although maybe you should call a locksmith just to make sure everything is, you know, okay.

Nothing you are saying makes any sense. It’s a WALL.

Maybe yours is actually a pull door. And it’s okay, you know, if your door opens the other way. I’m sure you’ll feel better once you admit it to yourself.

Do you not understand what a wall is?

Did your fingers get caught in the door when you were younger? Because you shouldn’t let a trauma like that stop you from opening your door now.

No my fingers did not get caught when I was younger because IT’S A WALL AND NOT A DOOR.

You know, I don’t mind helping you with your door ;)

… I’m just going to go over here now…with my wall… yeah…. 

the struggles of being a closet ace

girl: omg look at this pic *picture of a shirtless boy* mmmm so hOT

me: ??????

girl:

me: ¿

girl:

me: *sweats nervously* uhh yeah very aesthetically pleasing to the eye of the beholder

me: wait what

brain: you aced it