girl: omg look at this pic *picture of a shirtless boy* mmmm so hOT
me: ??????
girl:
me: ¿
girl:
me: *sweats nervously* uhh yeah very aesthetically pleasing to the eye of the beholder
me: wait what
brain: you aced it
Is it a coincidence that “ace” means both “asexual” and “totally cool” I think not
Trans Artists Made These Stunning Posters For Trans Day Of Remembrance
This happened in our lecture so we couldn’t use the projector.
The ace agenda has begun
Preach it #transgender #ftm #male #transmale #power #lgbt
as The Annoying Friend™, i apologize in advance for trying to start conversations with you and ruining your whole day by forcing you to take pity and interact with my shit self
im so ready
Don’t forget about… The ones who are questioning. The ones who are called attention seekers. The ones who are suicidal. The ones who are ‘sent to therapy’. The ones who are abused The ones who are about to go through hell. The ones who are going through hell. The ones who have been through hell. The ones who are all alone. The ones who can’t seem to catch a break. The ones who can’t transition. The ones who aren’t accepted. The ones who feel hopeless. The ones who think they are broken. The ones who are lost. The ones who don’t know where to turn. Don’t forget about the closet. We were all there once. Some people may find it too much for them. We are survivors and we need to help those who will become survivors too. If you are in the closet know you aren’t alone. If you came out too soon or are in a harmful environment you are not alone. We love you. We want the best for you. We wish that one day you will join us. You’re just as valid and beautiful. Stay strong.
show some support for your ace/aro pals
(Based on this post)
Heterosexual: Door swings one way
Homosexual: Door swings the other way
Bisexual: Door swings both ways
Pansexual: Revolving door
Demisexual: Door is locked
Asexual: Door is actually a wall
So, have you opened your door yet?
Actually, I don’t have a door. I have a wall.
Have you tried giving it a push?
A push? It’s a wall. Pushing on a wall won’t do anything.
I’m sure your door will open once you’ve found the right key.
Walls don’t have locks…
Although maybe you should call a locksmith just to make sure everything is, you know, okay.
Nothing you are saying makes any sense. It’s a WALL.
Maybe yours is actually a pull door. And it’s okay, you know, if your door opens the other way. I’m sure you’ll feel better once you admit it to yourself.
Do you not understand what a wall is?
Did your fingers get caught in the door when you were younger? Because you shouldn’t let a trauma like that stop you from opening your door now.
No my fingers did not get caught when I was younger because IT’S A WALL AND NOT A DOOR.
You know, I don’t mind helping you with your door ;)
… I’m just going to go over here now…with my wall… yeah….
Try not to get yelled at by straight people for not being straight
Try not to get yelled at by gay people for not being gay
Make sure no one finds out that we’re secretly dragons
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