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shoutout to everyone who will be misgendered this christmas and cant say anything About it, i love you all so much, say safe. merry christmas to all of you.
My amazing friend Haley made this for me! Merry “Kris"mas!
mood
Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box. ;)
I’m sending all of my love to Asexual people at Christmas time. This can be an especially hard time for aces, especially if relatives and friends start questioning them about relationships.
Don’t feel like you have to validate your sexuality or reasons why you do not have a partner this Christmas. You should not be made to feel bad about who you are, especially as we near a new year.
Honestly I love this time of year, but the questions from family members drive me insane. For a long time I sat in silence, not speaking out against how uncomfortable those sort of personal questions made me. Not only did I feel uncomfortable, but I felt guilty for not having a partner/relationship.
I have since discovered that I am on the ace-spectrum. I no longer feel guilty because I no longer believe there is anything wrong with me. I guess that’s the message I wanted to get out today.
Your sexuality does not define you.
Your lack of interest in sex/relationships/ etc does not mean you are broken.
Also, if people make you feel that bad about you not being in a relationship, you should really reevaluate whether you need those people in your life.
You should never feel guilty for who you are.
You are wonderful just the way you are. I wanted to tell you all that because there are probably plenty of people who won’t hear it from family/friends over this winter season.
The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7
Good2Talk (Canada): 1-866-925-5454, For post-secondary students, free and anonmyous
suicide hotlines;
Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
Australia: 13-11-14
Austria: 01-713-3374
Barbados: 429-9999
Belgium: 106
Botswana: 391-1270
Brazil: 21-233-9191
China: 852-2382-0000
(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
Croatia: 01-4833-888
Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
Denmark: 70-201-201
Egypt: 762-1602
Estonia: 6-558-088
Finland: 040-5032199
France: 01-45-39-4000
Germany: 0800-181-0721
Greece: 1018
Guatemala: 502-234-1239
Holland: 0900-0767
Honduras: 504-237-3623
Hungary: 06-80-820-111
Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
Israel: 09-8892333
Italy: 06-705-4444
Japan: 3-5286-9090
Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
Malaysia: 03-756-8144
(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
Malta: 179
Mexico: 525-510-2550
Netherlands: 0900-0767
New Zealand: 4-473-9739
New Guinea: 675-326-0011
Nicaragua: 505-268-6171
Norway: 47-815-33-300
Philippines: 02-896-9191
Poland: 52-70-000
Portugal: 239-72-10-10
Russia: 8-20-222-82-10
Spain: 91-459-00-50
South Africa: 0861-322-322
South Korea: 2-715-8600
Sweden: 031-711-2400
Switzerland: 143
Taiwan: 0800-788-995
Thailand: 02-249-9977
Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
Ukraine: 0487-327715
I hate scrolling down my dash and seeing all these heart breaking personal posts about how much people’s family’s hate them and laugh at them during the holidays. Guess what? I’m you family now Your dad’s being a jerk? I’m your new dad now. Your mom? Guess who’s your new mom. Grandma? Grandpa? Aunt? Uncle? All me. I’m all your family and I will love you forever.
#exactly you are loved by someone #noh8 #fuckracism #novosexual #asexual #pansexual #bisexual #lipsticklesbian #fuckwhatyouthink #fuckthem #fuckfamily #fuckfakefamilymembers #youareworthit #youareimportant
Don’t you dare say that my sexuality doesn’t exist. It took me a long ass time to find it and to finally understand it. So don’t you dare come here and try to make me smaller by telling me that my sexuality is bullshit.
The same with my gender.
Reblog if you’re bisexual, pansexual or support them.
Me: When do I turn left.
BFF: Just go straight.
Me: You know I can't do that.
BFF: Same.
Us: *Gay laughter*
The only thing straight about me is my hair.
The only straight thing about me are my teeth
mythical creatures as sexualities/genders art
Me: I'm pansexual.
Them: 🐼?
Me: Nope.
Them: 🍳?
Me: Still no.
My opinion on people doing the sex: rad
My opinion on me doing the sex: unrad
My amazing friend Haley made this for me! Merry "Kris"mas!
I started this last week and am happy to say that I finished it today!! Please don’t edit it. Thank you. :)
Preach it #transgender #ftm #male #transmale #power #lgbt
what if they printed books with glow in the dark ink, so you could stay up past your bedtime reading, but it wouldn’t have to use a flashlight so it wouldn’t be so obvious
I always approve of ladies having a chill time with dragons. Who needs to be a damsel in distress? Dragon Resting Its Head On The Lap Of A Woman by R. Leinweber, 1912
Read more at: http://futurism.com/images/ http://futurism.com/images/if-our-universe-is-so-old-and-vast-then-where-are-all-the-aliens/
Cleaning the oceans one step at a time
Two Australians created this container that collects plastic, paper, oil, fuel and detergent floating in the ocean. They want to implement it the middle of next year to clean up the sea worldwide. It seems a great idea. The only “but” as always is money, so they are raising funds to get to their goal. You can see their project and donations here.
i really want to make a ‘we didn’t start the fire’ rendition but with 2008-2015 like how sick would that be
With bowstring taut and bootstraps tight, the arrows come and claim the fight! Now you can rep your aromantic pride and be nifty keen and hella green.
Grab these Aro Pride shirts at Look Human! (1|2|3)
We’ve got shirt color and style variation for daaaayyys, so take your time and have a look around.
Rock on, Green Rangers.
xylemx submitted:
I found the lipstick that’s right for me
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!