kristhepineappleking-blog - KrisThePineappleKing
KrisThePineappleKing

Hey, everyone! Good time of the day to wherever and whenever you are! This is the official KrisThePineappleKing tumblr page! Thanks for checking me out! =D

289 posts

Latest Posts by kristhepineappleking-blog - Page 5

solllllux:

shoutout to everyone who will be misgendered this christmas and cant say anything About it, i love you all so much, say safe. merry christmas to all of you.

My Amazing Friend Haley Made This For Me! Merry “Kris"mas!

My amazing friend Haley made this for me! Merry “Kris"mas!

Christmas Mistletoe.

Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box. ;)

Christmas Mistletoe.

To all the wonderful Aces out there

I’m sending all of my love to Asexual people at Christmas time. This can be an especially hard time for aces, especially if relatives and friends start questioning them about relationships.

Don’t feel like you have to validate your sexuality or reasons why you do not have a partner this Christmas. You should not be made to feel bad about who you are, especially as we near a new year.

Honestly I love this time of year, but the questions from family members drive me insane. For a long time I sat in silence, not speaking out against how uncomfortable those sort of personal questions made me. Not only did I feel uncomfortable, but I felt guilty for not having a partner/relationship. 

I have since discovered that I am on the ace-spectrum. I no longer feel guilty because I no longer believe there is anything wrong with me. I guess that’s the message I wanted to get out today.

Your sexuality does not define you. 

Your lack of interest in sex/relationships/ etc does not mean you are broken.

Also, if people make you feel that bad about you not being in a relationship, you should really reevaluate whether you need those people in your life. 

You should never feel guilty for who you are. 

You are wonderful just the way you are.  I wanted to tell you all that because there are probably plenty of people who won’t hear it from family/friends over this winter season. 

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

Good2Talk (Canada): 1-866-925-5454, For post-secondary students, free and anonmyous

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Malta: 179

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

I hate scrolling down my dash and seeing all these heart breaking personal posts about how much people’s family’s hate them and laugh at them during the holidays. Guess what? I’m you family now Your dad’s being a jerk? I’m your new dad now. Your mom? Guess who’s your new mom. Grandma? Grandpa? Aunt? Uncle? All me. I’m all your family and I will love you forever.

DESTROY THE MYTH THAT ASEXUALS HAVE TO DATE OTHER ASEXUALS TO BE IN A HAPPY/SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP

#exactly You Are Loved By Someone #noh8 #fuckracism #novosexual #asexual #pansexual #bisexual #lipsticklesbian

#exactly you are loved by someone #noh8 #fuckracism #novosexual #asexual #pansexual #bisexual #lipsticklesbian #fuckwhatyouthink #fuckthem #fuckfamily #fuckfakefamilymembers #youareworthit #youareimportant

Don’t you dare say that my sexuality doesn’t exist. It took me a long ass time to find it and to finally understand it. So don’t you dare come here and try to make me smaller by telling me that my sexuality is bullshit. 

image

The same with my gender.

image

Reblog if you’re bisexual, pansexual or support them.

Directions

Me: When do I turn left.

BFF: Just go straight.

Me: You know I can't do that.

BFF: Same.

Us: *Gay laughter*

The only thing straight about me is my hair.

The only straight thing about me are my teeth

REBLOG IF YOU THINK PANSEXUALITY, DEMISEXUALITY, ASEXUALITY, MONOSEXUALITY AND POLYSEXUALITY EXIST

Mythical Creatures As Sexualities/genders Art
Mythical Creatures As Sexualities/genders Art
Mythical Creatures As Sexualities/genders Art
Mythical Creatures As Sexualities/genders Art
Mythical Creatures As Sexualities/genders Art
Mythical Creatures As Sexualities/genders Art
Mythical Creatures As Sexualities/genders Art
Mythical Creatures As Sexualities/genders Art
Mythical Creatures As Sexualities/genders Art
Mythical Creatures As Sexualities/genders Art

mythical creatures as sexualities/genders art

Me: I'm pansexual.

Them: 🐼?

Me: Nope.

Them: 🍳?

Me: Still no.

My asexual experience

My opinion on people doing the sex: rad

My opinion on me doing the sex: unrad

My Amazing Friend Haley Made This For Me! Merry "Kris"mas!

My amazing friend Haley made this for me! Merry "Kris"mas!

I Started This Last Week And Am Happy To Say That I Finished It Today!! Please Don’t Edit It. Thank

I started this last week and am happy to say that I finished it today!! Please don’t edit it. Thank you. :)

Preach It #transgender #ftm #male #transmale #power #lgbt

Preach it #transgender #ftm #male #transmale #power #lgbt

what if they printed books with glow in the dark ink, so you could stay up past your bedtime reading, but it wouldn’t have to use a flashlight so it wouldn’t be so obvious

I Always Approve Of Ladies Having A Chill Time With Dragons. Who Needs To Be A Damsel In Distress? Dragon

I always approve of ladies having a chill time with dragons. Who needs to be a damsel in distress? Dragon Resting Its Head On The Lap Of A Woman by R. Leinweber, 1912

If Our Universe Is So Old And Vast, Then Where Are All The Aliens?
If Our Universe Is So Old And Vast, Then Where Are All The Aliens?
If Our Universe Is So Old And Vast, Then Where Are All The Aliens?
If Our Universe Is So Old And Vast, Then Where Are All The Aliens?
If Our Universe Is So Old And Vast, Then Where Are All The Aliens?
If Our Universe Is So Old And Vast, Then Where Are All The Aliens?
If Our Universe Is So Old And Vast, Then Where Are All The Aliens?
If Our Universe Is So Old And Vast, Then Where Are All The Aliens?
If Our Universe Is So Old And Vast, Then Where Are All The Aliens?

If Our Universe Is So Old and Vast, Then Where Are All the Aliens?

Read more at: http://futurism.com/images/  http://futurism.com/images/if-our-universe-is-so-old-and-vast-then-where-are-all-the-aliens/

Cleaning The Oceans One Step At A Time

Cleaning the oceans one step at a time

Two Australians created this container that collects plastic, paper, oil, fuel and detergent floating in the ocean. They want to implement it the middle of next year to clean up the sea worldwide. It seems a great idea. The only “but” as always is money, so they are raising funds to get to their goal. You can see their project and donations here.

i really want to make a ‘we didn’t start the fire’ rendition but with 2008-2015 like how sick would that be

With Bowstring Taut And Bootstraps Tight, The Arrows Come And Claim The Fight! Now You Can Rep Your Aromantic
With Bowstring Taut And Bootstraps Tight, The Arrows Come And Claim The Fight! Now You Can Rep Your Aromantic
With Bowstring Taut And Bootstraps Tight, The Arrows Come And Claim The Fight! Now You Can Rep Your Aromantic

With bowstring taut and bootstraps tight, the arrows come and claim the fight! Now you can rep your aromantic pride and be nifty keen and hella green.

Grab these Aro Pride shirts at Look Human! (1|2|3)

We’ve got shirt color and style variation for daaaayyys, so take your time and have a look around.

With Bowstring Taut And Bootstraps Tight, The Arrows Come And Claim The Fight! Now You Can Rep Your Aromantic

Rock on, Green Rangers.

Xylemx Submitted: 
Xylemx Submitted: 

xylemx submitted: 

I found the lipstick that’s right for me

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags