Me: When do I turn left.
BFF: Just go straight.
Me: You know I can't do that.
BFF: Same.
Us: *Gay laughter*
“Gays can’t raise kids, they need a male and female parent!”
“You can’t have a good relationship without sex!”
Timon and Pumbaa, two males, both raised Simba in a completely platonic, friendly relationship and he turned out damn good so fuck that.
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
it might seem like my whole life revolves around fictional characters but yes it does
Is there a word for aces to use in place of "horny"? Like instead of wanting to engage in coitus, it means wanting to engage in cuddles? Cause I need that word!
omg yes!!! we need this word immediately
- Alec
19% of trans people have been refused healthcare because of their gender identity. 50% of trans people have had to teach their doctors about trans-related medical care. 28% of trans people have been harassed in medical settings. This app is desperately needed. Follow them at mytranshealth.
Me on a date: so do you ship miguel and tulio?
Date: um no? There is no chemistry and tulio loves chel
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry I have to leave immediatley
dude
tomorrow is halloween
it’s feels kinda surreal
on tumblr we’ve been celebrating halloween since like march
boost boost boost boost boost
Hey, everyone! Model: My little sister. #gdheadless #PicsArt
Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!!
Hey, everyone! Good time of the day to wherever and whenever you are! This is the official KrisThePineappleKing tumblr page! Thanks for checking me out! =D
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