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to every trans person out there getting misgendered and criticized with their family this holiday season: I love you. You are valid. Nothing they say can change who you are. You’re a Goddamn beautiful specimen. I love you. People care about you and one day you’ll be surrounded only by people who see who you really are. Happy Holidays you wonderful creature.

Why the Closet the Door is Open but I'm Still in it:

It's knowing that my family will never truly accept me if I take that crucial step out.

SAY IT WITH ME

CIS BOYS CAN WEAR SKIRTS

TRANS BOYS CAN WEAR SKIRTS

GENDERQUEER CAN WEAR SKIRT

AGENDER PEOPLE CAN WEAR SKIRTS

NONBINARY PEOPLE CAN WEAR SKIRTS

AND IT DOESNT MAKE THEIR IDENTITY ANY LESS VALID

Santa: What do you want for Christmas?

Me: A dragon!

Santa: How about something that isn’t mythical?

Me: Positive representation for Asexuals in the media?

Santa: *sweats nervously*

Santa: So, what color do you want your dragon?

These Two Are Adorable…

These two are adorable…

I believe Pewds said ‘merry Christmas’ and Jack said ‘merry Christmas my friend’

Sexualities explained using gifs

Pansexuality: 

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Bisexuality:

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Demisexuality:

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Asexuality: 

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based off of this Source

reblog with gifs explaining other sexualities

People who get angry at asexuals who are attractive because they can’t have sex with them are ridiculous.

You don’t get angry at art galleries for displaying Renaissance art but saying you aren’t allowed to touch it. No, because you respect the fact that they are precious.

People are precious, why can’t you afford them the same respect?

Rough Dry Hands? @yourorganicgirl Has Your Answer!! 💜Organic Sugar Scrubs💜 Good For The Whole Body!

Rough Dry hands? @yourorganicgirl has your answer!! 💜Organic Sugar Scrubs💜 Good for the whole body! 💜Lavender❤️Peppermint💚Citrus💛 (at Organic Girl Skin & Body Care)

Tried my hand at a DIY Sugar Peppermint Scrub last night by @popsugar - Try it yourself: http://bit.ly/1FajC8B #diy #bath #bathandbody #body #scrub #bodyscrub #beauty #popsugar #sugarscrub #sugar #peppermint #coconutoil #holidays #gifts #giftideas #christmas2015 #skin #skincare by mpipoli https://www.instagram.com/p/_hK0yoBK6V/

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This happened on twitter...

This Happened On Twitter...

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

Hello, I need some advice. I am a transmale. I didn't want to come out to everyone but I was outed and now everybody knows. Due to this I have been getting bullied by my peers at school and being told that my identity isn't valid since after my mom found out she has been forcing me to wear more traditionally feminine clothing. What can I do? What should I do?

about the bullying: depending on where you live, there might be laws protecting you from bullying based on gender. if you find one, print it out. show it to the principal. if there are no laws protecting you from harassment based on your gender, talk to a trusted teacher. they might be able to help you.

about your mom: if it’s safe to do so, talk with her. explain to her what’s happening. if she truly cares for you, she’ll do her best to help you with the bullies and try to make you feel more comfortable instead of forcing you into clothes that you don’t want to wear. unfortunately, if you’re under a certain age (i don’t know what this age is where you live but it’s generally around 18) your mom is allowed to take away resources from you such as internet, food, education, and even housing. make a plan of action before talking to her. make sure you have a place to stay (a friend or a relative’s, maybe) should you be kicked out of the house. there’s lots of resources for homelessness if you do end up on the streets, and if you search lgbt youth centers you might be able to find one near you that will offer food, showers, and a play to sleep.

sending positive vibes out to you - good luck xx

- mod ashton

Do you know of any trans care packages?

I don’t know of any. Followers?

mother found this one that provides clothing and i found a blog that send care packages but it doesn’t seem to be too active so here is a gofundme that needs some funding so they can start sending care packages. i hope this helps!! ~bee

The True Bi/Pan/Poly/Ace Agenda

Try not to get yelled at by straight people for not being straight

Try not to get yelled at by gay people for not being gay

Make sure no one finds out that we’re secretly dragons

So my friends are really accepting of my one of my friends was like "Pretty highness!" and I was like: :o wut and she said "it's a gender neutral alternative to prince/princess!" and that made me really happy so just putting that out there :D

I Made A Shitty Pun
I Made A Shitty Pun

I made a shitty pun

From Sex Ed Plus
From Sex Ed Plus
From Sex Ed Plus
From Sex Ed Plus
From Sex Ed Plus
From Sex Ed Plus
From Sex Ed Plus
From Sex Ed Plus
From Sex Ed Plus

From Sex Ed Plus

Daily Affirmation 412.

You do not owe your parents grandchildren. You do not owe your siblings nieces and nephews. You do not owe your partner children. Unless they are something you want, you do not owe them to anyone. Your body is yours, and you are allowed to decide what happens to it and whether you want to reproduce. If part of your asexuality is not wanting children, that is completely your choice, and it is okay.

I Felt The Need To Share This. XD I Have An App Called “What If…” And This Is One Of The Questions

I felt the need to share this. XD I have an app called “What If…” And this is one of the questions that came up! Immediately I thought of all the Romantic Aces who would think Yes is the best thing ever!

Writing 📝

Writing 📝

This Saturday, December 19th 3-5p, It’s The Final Aces Wild Meetup Of 2015 And We’d Love To Hear

This Saturday, December 19th 3-5p, it’s the final Aces Wild meetup of 2015 and we’d love to hear your ideas for the agenda! Games? Potluck? Discussion? Movie time? Field trip? It’s a choose your own adventure meetup, RSVP on Facebook!

When the new kid says they watch Markiplier and Jacksepticeye

Me: WE’RE GONNA BE GREAT FRIENDS!

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

My best friend and her boyfriend are always hanging out together. So when I got back from college, I thought they would ignore me. Turns out that they talked about me a lot when I was gone, and her boyfriend asked lots of questions about asexuality. So now they take me on platonic dates and let me tag along with them everywhere. Its funny tho. I used to think I had a crush on him, but having this relationship is everything I didn't know I needed.

That’s awesome o:- Jace

I literally cant fucking breathe 

People around: asexuals must be so lonely

People around: how can someone devote their entire lives to something OTHER than sex??

People around: what do they do with their time, even, if they're not fucking like rabbits or at least fantasizing about it

People around: i don't trust asexuals because they must be using all that free time to plot their world domination

Me, an asexual: WOWY WOW WWWWOW EVERYONE IS SO AESTHETICALLY ATTRACTIVE, EVERYONE IS SO CUTE, OH GOSH

my winter self-care giveaway!

My Winter Self-care Giveaway!
My Winter Self-care Giveaway!
My Winter Self-care Giveaway!

hello everyone! my last self-care giveaway was really popular, so i’ve decided do do another one, especially as it’s getting really cold where i live again, and winter depression can be tough. 

here’s what two lucky people will win:

3 Lush items of your choice

one “Happy Light” (for depression/Seasonal Affective Disorder)

handmade hat/scarf/gloves (matching set)

2 books of your choice

one medium sized stuffed animal

one pair of fuzzy socks

a bag of your choice of candy

one bag of your choice of tea (choose from herbal, black, etc.) from Adagio

if you’re following me, you’ll get 50 dollars in addition to everything else! (this is going to be from my birthday money, so you better not unfollow me after ;n;)

rules:

ends christmas day, 11:59 pm (12/25/15, my birthday, incidentally!)

there’ll only be two winners at first, but if i get enough notes, i’ll add more winners!

reblog as many times as you want, but don’t spam your followers.

likes and reblogs count.

when the giveaway ends, i’ll randomly choose and message the winner. if they don’t respond within 48 hours, i’ll pick another winner.

if there’s something on the list you don’t want, just let me know!

if you like this giveaway or have suggestions about anything i should add, i’d love to hear from you! i’d like to be able to do smaller versions of this giveaway more often, so feel free to message me!

good luck!! <3

Trans Artists Made These Stunning Posters For Trans Day Of Remembrance
Trans Artists Made These Stunning Posters For Trans Day Of Remembrance
Trans Artists Made These Stunning Posters For Trans Day Of Remembrance

Trans Artists Made These Stunning Posters For Trans Day Of Remembrance

#yes ALL aces

support sex repulsed aces support sex positive aces support sex neutral aces support sex negative aces support sex indifferent aces support sex favorable aces support aces who are ace because they’ve been abused support aces who’ve never been abused in their lives support aces who love chicken nuggets and dinosaurs support aces who don’t fit ace stereotypes support alloromantic aces support aromantic aces support aces who aren’t comfortable with their orientation support aces who couldn’t be more proud of being ace support neurodivergent aces support cold and detached aces support flirty aces support disabled aces support aces who have sex support aces who don’t have sex support trans aces support cis aces support aces who are constantly hated for who they are support aces who are surrounded by loving and accepting people support nonbinary aces support ace people of color support aces who are told they don’t exist support aces who are told that it’s just a phase

SUPPORT ALL ACES

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