Writing 📝

How people treat sexual orientation, as explained with furniture.

Heterosexuality is a couch. Nobody even bats an eye if you keep it in the living room for everyone to see–it’s simply expected. I mean, where the hell else would you keep it? Hidden in a bedroom? No, that would be weird.

Homosexuality is a bed. Having a bed in a public room is considered weird and gross–you’re expected to keep it in private bedroom you close the door to before anyone else comes over. Because even though there are a million and one things someone can do sitting on a bed that aren’t sexual (and plenty of ways to have sex on a couch), the first and foremost thing anyone associates beds with is sex.

Bisexuality is a Western-style futon. Sometimes it functions like a couch, sometimes it functions like a bed, but whichever position it’s in at the moment, it’s still a goddamn futon. People who want to use it as a couch give you shit for not having a real couch; people who want to use it as a bed give you shit for not having a real bed. It’s acceptable in your living room, but only if you make extra certain to put it in couch position and hide the sheets before company comes over. Otherwise, you’d better hide it in a guest room.

Asexuality is a table. No matter how many times you tell people it’s not meant to be sat on, dickheads with no manners will try to park their nasty asses on it anyway.

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“Gays can’t raise kids, they need a male and female parent!”

“You can’t have a good relationship without sex!”

Timon and Pumbaa, two males, both raised Simba in a completely platonic, friendly relationship and he turned out damn good so fuck that.

History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less

People like to identify with labels because it makes it easier to find terminology to explain what we’re experiencing, and it opens us up to a world where we’re not the only ones who feel this way. It’s not a way to be special, it’s a way to understand and belong.

made this up for my partner and myself. feel free to use and share!

Tutorial Time!!

I know it has been forever! I am so sorry!

Today I made a lime body lotion. I love it! my hands stayed soft all day. I found the recipe on Pinterest i shared the link earlier today in another post.

I used ¼ C. olive oil, 1 C. coconut oil and 20 drops Lime essential oil. I use Young Living. Also I decided to be a rebel and add an ingredient. Vitamin E oil. It is great for your skin! Add it to the bowl and mix with an electric mixer.

You end up with this really pretty,  bright white lotion. I just scooped it into these really cute glass shaker containers I found at my local dollar general. 

I enjoyed making it, super fast and easy. Here is a link to the recipe that I found. Play around with it and have fun.