Sexualities Explained Using Gifs

as The Annoying Friend™, i apologize in advance for trying to start conversations with you and ruining your whole day by forcing you to take pity and interact with my shit self

Just a reminder that Kakashi once procrastinated on important Shinobi paperwork because he stayed up all night reading smut twice.

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asexuals

when we say “netflix and chill”, we mean it

i love it when ppl say ‘i swing both ways’ to refer to being bisexual bc then i picture pansexuals spinning uncontrollably and screaming.

hi sakura should’ve had wood style + sage mode like hashirama heres why

she’s never seen using them yet her canon nature types are earth and water (the two elements needed for wood style) 

yamato, the only other living wood style user, was literally her captain and could’ve trained her like naruto - and as a wood style user she could’ve trained with naruto by controlling kurama instead of sitting around with sai and watching

she’s the student and successor of tsunade (hashirama’s granddaughter) and surpassed even tsunade’s byakugou - as in, the closest jutsu to hashirama’s regeneration

from the beginning her character and narrative have heavily involved nature and growth (even down to her name - literally “spring field of cherry blossoms” - and color design - green + floral pinks)

she has a much higher focus / concentration and learning speed than naruto, who reached sage mode! she should be able to just as well!

sage mode is already taught by both the toads and snakes, so narratively the slugs should be able to teach it too - and sakura already has an established summoning ability and connection with katsuyu

just a little thing, but sakura’s clasped hands shown repeatedly in openings and endings could’ve grown from a passive gesture to one of strength - the snake hand sign iconic to wood style

not to be cheesy but let sakura go from a bud to a flower to a fucking Tree

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

dude

tomorrow is halloween

it’s feels kinda surreal

on tumblr we’ve been celebrating halloween since like march