My Asexual Experience

me: so what's romantic attraction even like

alloromantic: well you see the person you like and you get butterflies in your stomach--

me: free them

alloromantic: what?

me: FREE THEM.

alloromantic: free WHAT?

me: (pounds my fists on the table) FREE THE BUTTERFLIES. FREE THE BUTTERFLIES. FREE THE-

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Disclaimer: I know some asexuals have and enjoy sex. The “sex? No thanks!” won’t apply to every asexual of course.

The True Bi/Pan/Poly/Ace Agenda

Try not to get yelled at by straight people for not being straight

Try not to get yelled at by gay people for not being gay

Make sure no one finds out that we’re secretly dragons

THIS IS THE BEST VINE I’VE SEEN

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allosexual person: wow sex is the greatest thing ever me, a confused asexual: ok but have you ever stepped on a really crunchy leaf?

DESTROY THE MYTH THAT ASEXUALS HAVE TO DATE OTHER ASEXUALS TO BE IN A HAPPY/SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP

I felt the need to share this. XD I have an app called “What If…” And this is one of the questions that came up! Immediately I thought of all the Romantic Aces who would think Yes is the best thing ever!

“Gays can’t raise kids, they need a male and female parent!”

“You can’t have a good relationship without sex!”

Timon and Pumbaa, two males, both raised Simba in a completely platonic, friendly relationship and he turned out damn good so fuck that.

So, should I just not leave the movie theaters?