i really want to make a ‘we didn’t start the fire’ rendition but with 2008-2015 like how sick would that be
Santa: What do you want for Christmas?
Me: A dragon!
Santa: How about something that isn’t mythical?
Me: Positive representation for Asexuals in the media?
Santa: *sweats nervously*
Santa: So, what color do you want your dragon?
I drew a Rabbitsaurus Rex! His name his Rolly!
Me: I'm an asexual. I don't like the idea of sex.
Person: okay but...
Me: hoe don't do it....
Persona: ...how do you know if you've never tried it?
Me: oOh mY gO D
Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?
Me on a date: so do you ship miguel and tulio?
Date: um no? There is no chemistry and tulio loves chel
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry I have to leave immediatley
Finally something that properly shows the infuriating hate I have for mosquitoes
one of the most useful things anyone ever told me is that cis people generally don’t spend a whole lot of time wondering if they’re trans
Me: I'm pansexual.
Them: 🐼?
Me: Nope.
Them: 🍳?
Me: Still no.
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