One Of The Most Useful Things Anyone Ever Told Me Is That Cis People Generally Don’t Spend A Whole

Me on a date: so do you ship miguel and tulio?

Date: um no? There is no chemistry and tulio loves chel

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry I have to leave immediatley

the struggles of being a closet ace

girl: omg look at this pic *picture of a shirtless boy* mmmm so hOT

me: ??????

girl:

me: ¿

girl:

me: *sweats nervously* uhh yeah very aesthetically pleasing to the eye of the beholder

me: wait what

brain: you aced it

The #GirlLove Challenge

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I started this last week and am happy to say that I finished it today!! Please don’t edit it. Thank you. :)

People who get angry at asexuals who are attractive because they can’t have sex with them are ridiculous.

You don’t get angry at art galleries for displaying Renaissance art but saying you aren’t allowed to touch it. No, because you respect the fact that they are precious.

People are precious, why can’t you afford them the same respect?

THERE WAS A SPIDER IN THE SHOWER

I WAS TAKING A SHOWER AND LOOKED UP TO SEE A HUGE ASS FUCKING SPIDER!!!!!! I SCREAMED AND IT FELL ON MY FUCKING FACE FROM THE VIBRATIONS OF THE SCREAM!!!!!! I THEN SORTA FELL AND TOOK DOWN THE SHOWER CURTAIN!!!! MY HEAD HIT THE EDGE OF THE TUB!!!! IT HAS NOT BEEN A GOOD DAY!!!!!

Fictional character: I don't care about sex

Me, an asexual individual: Ohh, that's something i can relate to. Finally! Yay!

Fictional character: I don't care about romance either.

Me: That's cool! It will be very enjoyable to watch you have a meaningful life and be a complex, unique person who simply happens not to feel sexual or romantic attraction.

Fictional character: In fact, i don't care about other humans at all. I don't have friends or family. I'm a very lonely person. Other people call me a freak.

Me: ... Fine, i guess

Fictional character: All my social interactions are very child-like, cold-hearted, superficial and meaningless. The sole reason for this is my lack of romance and sex. It makes me incapable of having a happy, normal relationship of any kind.

Me: What

Fictional character: But now i met That One Special Person.

Me: the fuck

Fictional character: That One Special Person changes everything. They heal my broken heart and make me capable of having feelings. Obviously i have been broken the whole time.

Me: ...

Me: Why did i even expect anything else, i should know better by now

#yes ALL aces

support sex repulsed aces support sex positive aces support sex neutral aces support sex negative aces support sex indifferent aces support sex favorable aces support aces who are ace because they’ve been abused support aces who’ve never been abused in their lives support aces who love chicken nuggets and dinosaurs support aces who don’t fit ace stereotypes support alloromantic aces support aromantic aces support aces who aren’t comfortable with their orientation support aces who couldn’t be more proud of being ace support neurodivergent aces support cold and detached aces support flirty aces support disabled aces support aces who have sex support aces who don’t have sex support trans aces support cis aces support aces who are constantly hated for who they are support aces who are surrounded by loving and accepting people support nonbinary aces support ace people of color support aces who are told they don’t exist support aces who are told that it’s just a phase

SUPPORT ALL ACES

AoT/SnK Jacksepticeye! My friend made this a few days ago.